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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 14 February 1986 (28 years)
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  • Number of visits : 579
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 16 posted

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Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

#9040804
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25952) - you deserved it (8850)

On 03/13/2010 at 4:17am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Havering)

Today, I was checking out a gorgeous woman in spandex with beautiful flowing long black hair on the treadmill at the gym. I spent a few minutes just watching her body move and ripple under the material. She turned off the treadmill and got off, only for me to find out that it was a guy. FML

#8512491
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10346) - you deserved it (39258)

On 02/21/2010 at 10:16am - love - by anonymous - United States

Today, my daughter told me she wanted to be a stripper when she grew up, just like daddy's girlfriend. We're still married. FML

#8300891
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38079) - you deserved it (3358)

On 02/15/2010 at 1:58pm - love - by ShayisPay101 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that the man I met online was a fake Facebook account, made by my daughter and her friends. FML

#7997693
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31160) - you deserved it (6817)

On 02/08/2010 at 12:21am - love - by cupcakemonsteryu - Sent from mobile version

Today, my son learned about various animals in school, and how they urinate to mark their territory. Apparently, the entire second floor of my house is now my son's territory. FML

#7981374
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28748) - you deserved it (2370)

On 02/07/2010 at 7:35pm - kids - by grrrr - United States

Today, I had a 10 hour drive to Las Vegas with only 2 CDs, Taylor Swift and Jason Mraz, and my girlfriend who thinks she's a good singer. FML

#7607342
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35952) - you deserved it (8208)

On 01/27/2010 at 3:35am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was woken up from a nap by my cat attacking my face. Evidently, my husband thought it would be funny to shine a laser pointer on my cheek. FML

#5608454
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31645) - you deserved it (2885)

On 10/02/2009 at 6:23pm - love - by Zamaria - Sent from mobile version

Today, I walked in on my parents doing it. Luckily they didn't see me so I slipped out. I looked outside, trying to take my mind of the horrors I had just witnessed, only to realize my dad's car wasn't in the driveway. FML

#5065139
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70319) - you deserved it (2903)

On 09/05/2009 at 6:11pm - kids - by WTF (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML

#4974670
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6786) - you deserved it (62029)

On 09/01/2009 at 11:09am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my sister came over for a visit. I was going to surprise her with the news that I had spontaneously gotten a cat. The first thing she told me when she came in was that she ran over my neighbor's cat. None of my neighbors have cats. FML

#4854965
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49627) - you deserved it (3741)

On 08/27/2009 at 4:13am - animals - by catlady5569 (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my little sister recieved a fairy costume from my aunt. She put it on and waves her wand at me. She said,"Abra cadabra bibbity poo. I wish Sydney was pretty." When I did nothing, she put her hands on her hips and says,"Cant you just act pretty?" FML

#4839139
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39597) - you deserved it (4925)

On 08/26/2009 at 4:31pm - kids - by yummolives (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out that the horrific smell coming from somewhere in my kitchen was a rotting dead mouse in my dishwasher. I have been eating off plates washed in dead-mouse water for the past week. FML

#4830976
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52921) - you deserved it (10027)

On 08/26/2009 at 4:44am - misc - by hantavirus (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, it's my 18th birthday. My parents got me a $5 gift certificate to iTunes. It came for free with the iPhone they just bought my sister for her middle school graduation. FML

#580113
484 comments

I agree, your life sucks (597703) - you deserved it (37952)

On 03/24/2009 at 5:15pm - misc - by happybirthday (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

#86179
745 comments

I agree, your life sucks (776123) - you deserved it (82758)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)



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