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Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded with, "That's nice. You know what I love? Chicken wings. Let's go get some." Apparently, he doesn't remember I'm a vegetarian either. FML

#16432419
212 comments

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On 05/31/2011 at 8:02am - love - by veggiepower11028 -

Today, while at work, a rather large woman came in and ordered a cheeseburger. When asking if she would like to supersize it, she took her purse, smacked me, and told me she wasn't fat, and how rude I was for calling her supersized. I was just doing my job. FML

#16430748
49 comments

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On 05/31/2011 at 2:49am - work - by Me - United States (Arizona)

Today, my girlfriend told me how she loves when I kiss her out of the blue. I don't have the heart to admit I only do it so I can get some peace and quiet for a few seconds. FML

#16429286
93 comments

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On 05/31/2011 at 12:51am - love - by romantic84 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, when I weighed myself on my scale, it broke. FML

#16417126
177 comments

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On 05/30/2011 at 12:12pm - misc - by trev - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML

#16416725
256 comments

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On 05/30/2011 at 11:46am - misc - by Jess - United States

Today, I was walking through town when a rough looking woman asked me for a cigarette. I don't smoke but I offered her some apples, and she took two. As I continued on past her, she pegged both of them at me, hitting the back of my head. FML

#16413890
172 comments

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On 05/30/2011 at 4:28am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I got so stressed about my upcoming final exams that, in the silent section of the library, I had a panic attack and almost passed out. No one helped me. 3 people shushed me. FML

#16384054
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On 05/28/2011 at 8:20am - work - by justletitbeover (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was playing at a bingo hall, when I got a bingo for $50. I got so excited that I accidentally yelled, "Holy fuck!" They kicked me out. I didn't get the money. FML

#16381910
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On 05/28/2011 at 1:27am - money - by greenhide8 - United States (North Dakota)

Today, my dad came to my graduate art show wearing a t-shirt saying "My other daughter is a science major". He'd had it specially made. FML

#16341041
133 comments

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On 05/25/2011 at 10:06am - misc - by art_major (woman) - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, I refused to let two students into class because they were 15 minutes late. It turns out they were late because they had gone to buy me a birthday cake. FML

Today, I went on a blind date at a fancy restaurant. My date was running a bit late, so I went ahead and got a table. I got bored, so I decided to ask my waiter how I looked. He stood there, then said that "it's against company policy to mock customers to their face." FML

#16326196
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On 05/24/2011 at 9:59am - misc - by BurnedByAWaiter -

Today, I was making out with this guy that I like. In an attempt to be romantic, he tried to pick me up and press me against the wall. He couldn't lift me off the ground. FML

#16213950
163 comments

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On 05/16/2011 at 10:12pm - love - by Fatty (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML

#16205540
342 comments

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On 05/16/2011 at 12:33pm - health - by Bobby M - Ireland (Carlow)

Today, I wore a Super Mario Brothers T-shirt to school that showed a picture of Mario with a mushroom above his head. I got suspended for "referencing illegal drugs". FML

#16125377
162 comments

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On 05/11/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by Sola -

Today, while changing a light bulb, I was electrocuted. I screamed before I blacked out. My entire family was home and heard me scream, but didn't come and check because they were too busy watching Glee. FML

#16122609
234 comments

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On 05/10/2011 at 9:21pm - misc - by Burnt (woman) - United States (New York)



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