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TODAY, AT A CHRISTMA PARTY, MY CRUSH CAME UP TO ME AND CUTELY POINTED OUT THAT I WAS STANDING UNDER MISTLETOE. THE ONLY RESPONSE MY STUPID BRAIN COULD THINK OF WAS, "PROBABLY FULL OF NARGLE THOUGH." HE GAVE ME A CONFUSED LOOK AND WALKED AWAY. MEGA FML

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On 12/16/2012 at 6:51pm - love - by Rhine (woman) - Barbados (Saint Michael)

YESTERDAY, I WAS AT MAH GRLFRIEND'S HOUSE HAVING DINNER WITH HER AND HER PARENTS. I WAS CASUALLY PLAYING FOOTSIE WITH MAH GRLFRIEND UNDER THE TABLE, UNTIL HER MOM STOPPD EATING AND SAID, "YOU KNOW THAT'S MAH FOOT, RIGHT?" FML

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On 11/20/2012 at 10:50am - misc - by Brian (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today... after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores... I bought mah fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal... "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14189) - you deserved it (56167) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

2day The Girl My Boyfriend Cheatd On Me With Postd Pics Of Them Kissing On Facebook, And Taggd Me In Them. FML

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On 10/08/2011 at 9:04am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume . FML

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On 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm - money - by Lame (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I walked around 4 ours wit a post-it on my back reading "I JUST HAD SEX!" My boyfriend stuck it on me. FML

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On 06/25/2011 at 4:39am - intimacy - by suxx - United States (New Jersey)

TODAY I SKIPPED SCHOOL AN STAYED HOME WITHOUT TELLING MY PARENTS. MY MOM CAME HOME ON HER LUNCH BREAK WITH ANOTHER MAN , AN HAD SEX IN OUR LIVING ROOM. I'M STUCK IN MY ROOM , LISTENING TO MY MOM CHEAT ON MY DAD. FML

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On 05/14/2011 at 7:15am - intimacy - by ali grace - United States (Texas)

Today... while at a boring lecture... I heard some people behind me whispering and laughing. I turned around... wondering wat was so funny... which made them laugh even more. I then realised it looked lyk I'd been giving mah pen a blowjob for the last 10 minutes. FML

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On 03/19/2011 at 5:37pm - intimacy - by gayboii (man) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, I found out that there is literally a giant hole looool in mah son's bedroom because mah son wanted to build a "secret entrance." FML

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On 09/03/2010 at 12:35am - kids - by Devon - United States (Oklahoma)

Today , wen I returned from oliday , I discovered best friend taugt parrot drty prases 4 fun. I can't get er to sut up and little niece and nepew are coming over in tree days. FML

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On 08/04/2010 at 4:17pm - intimacy - by stuckonrepeat (man) - Ireland (Cork)

Today, while teaching mah kindergarten class, I had a feeling I was starting mah period again. A boy in the class asked me what a period was. Stressing over mah own, I briefly told him it's a woman's time of the month when they have mood swings. He was asking about the dot at the end of a sentence. FML

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On 04/09/2009 at 12:53am - kids - by anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today..!! mah boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed..!! naked!! Someone pulled the fire alarm..!! and mah boyfriend couldn't find the key!! So he left me..!! and the Resident Advisor found me!! The fireman had to cut the chain!! FML

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On 02/06/2009 at 10:55pm - misc - by hahahehehohohoo (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was singing to mah cat and she reachd up and put her paw over mah mouth. FML

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On 02/04/2009 at 6:23am - animals - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)



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