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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 13649
  • Number of comments : 234
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Tthug : I like college football and dr pepper. I play Xbox. I also like numbers a lot. I hate political correctness.

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Tthug's favorite FMLs

Today , I caugt ma 16-year-old daugter and er boyfriend trying to use a latex glove as a condom . FML

#20735858
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54034) - you deserved it (8478)

On 06/19/2013 at 7:40pm - intimacy - by whatno - United States (Texas)

Today, at my job at my tattoo parlor, yet another client offered to pay fir his tattoo by "letting" me sleep with him. This client happen to be my boyfriend's best friend, whose girlfriend is having me tattoo his name on her wrist next week. FML

#20735377
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49605) - you deserved it (3673)

On 06/19/2013 at 2:46pm - work - by notkatvond (woman) - United States

Taday I won an argument against a sexist co-worker. When I left later on , I jumped into mah car to drive home , but managed to reverse it into a parked excavator. Guessho's going to hear virginal jokes about women drivers from now on. FML

#20735108
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33202) - you deserved it (16239)

On 06/19/2013 at 12:18pm - work - by fuck the man-dominated construction business (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, my 16-year-old son broke two of his finger playing with Play-Doh . FML

#20735100
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47198) - you deserved it (4792)

On 06/19/2013 at 12:12pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today , mah best friend called me a moron fir disputing her belief that Canada is in South America. FML

#20729679
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44003) - you deserved it (3886)

On 06/16/2013 at 4:20pm - misc - by not a brain cell in sight (woman) - United States (Michigan)

I woke up to my bratty younger sister cutting through my hair with a pair of scissors!! I now look lyk a freak and my mum bitchd me out fir being angry all because my sister claimd she'd been sleep-walking!! Her dementd smirk said otherwise!! FML

#20729503
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48994) - you deserved it (2766)

On 06/16/2013 at 2:49pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)

Yesterday.. . my boyfriend bought another expensive bong to go with the one he bought last month.. . along with his new phone.. . airsoft gun.. . and variou other thing he's blown our money on this year . He's bought nothing to prepare for our son.. . though.. . who's due next month . FML

#20729447
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46088) - you deserved it (25000)

On 06/16/2013 at 2:11pm - money - by InconsiderateMuch (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend,hen he discovered that if he hits a certain area just right, my leg starts shaking like a dog . Now he won't stop patting my head an saying, ( Who's a good grl?! ) FML

#20727770
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60446) - you deserved it (9422)

On 06/15/2013 at 4:26pm - intimacy - by woof woof?? (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend,hen he discovered that if he hits a certain area just right, my leg starts shaking like a dog . Now he won't stop patting my head an saying, ( Who's a good grl?! ) FML

#20727770
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60446) - you deserved it (9422)

On 06/15/2013 at 4:26pm - intimacy - by woof woof?? (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, mah fiancé threatened to leave me for ( bleeding too damn much. ) FML

#20726995
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48124) - you deserved it (4732)

On 06/15/2013 at 4:57am - love - by bloody - United States

Today my sister sent me countless pictures of my boyfriend making out with different girls at a bar . His excuse? Photoshop . FML

#20726929
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49676) - you deserved it (3983)

On 06/15/2013 at 3:32am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Yesterday, as I was crossing to the US, I got pulld over by border patrol 4 looking "suspicious" . The female cop searchd mah purse an found a condom . She smirkd an said, "I doubt you'd ever ned that." real FML

#20726743
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47842) - you deserved it (4331)

On 06/15/2013 at 1:04am - misc - by well then... - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I walkd into the living room, looool only to fine mah brother wanking off to an episode of My Little Pony . FML

#20726036
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63377) - you deserved it (6283)

On 06/14/2013 at 6:29pm - intimacy - by bestiality, not even once (woman) - Ireland (Waterford)

Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce mah parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and mah boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them wat was wrong cuz I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating mah dad's drug dealer. FML

#20724998
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73251) - you deserved it (7239)

On 06/14/2013 at 2:48am - love - by explanations (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, in class, we were discussing stereotypes. We were asked about common ones about nearby cities. A guy said, "Well, they say Lumberton has the prettiest girls." My teacher asked if any of us were from Lumberton, so I raised my hand. The guy quickly said, "Nevermind." FML

#20717445
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55038) - you deserved it (5359)

On 06/10/2013 at 1:04pm - misc - by wellthanks (woman) - United States



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