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TrystaSkye
  • Town/Country : Faribault, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 December 1993 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 65
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I walked in on my husband in our room completely naked. At first I thought he was waiting for me so we could have sex. He hadn't seen me yet, so I started to undress too to surprise him. Then I saw that he had drawn a face on his penis and he was talking to it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (62410) - you deserved it (4355)

On 08/18/2009 at 1:37am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up to my wife talking in her sleep, "No Brandon! I don't want to have sex!" My wife won't have sex with me when she's awake OR in her dreams. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (62333) - you deserved it (4231)

On 06/07/2009 at 5:49pm - intimacy - by BW (man) - United States (Kentucky)



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