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Today, I had to sleep in the same room as my grandparents. They checked to see if I was asleep, so I pretended to be to avoid getting scolded for staying up. Turns out they were checking so that they could make love. I witnessed two 70-year-olds have sex in the bed next to me for 20 minutes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (215393) - you deserved it (27947)

On 03/21/2009 at 11:38am - intimacy - by Mike (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my town had a carnival to raise money for cancer. I ran a kissing booth, when a really cute guy came up paid his $20, looked at me, and said "not even for cancer." He took his money and left. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (81646) - you deserved it (7482)

On 03/20/2009 at 10:39pm - love - by cancerfreak (woman) - United States (Iowa)



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