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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 March 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 191
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Trukamouche : A quite random guy on a not-so-random website. Long-haired metalhead, a bit crazy, and tall are some of my characteristics. I also appear to like motorcycling (Go Rossi #46), Scandinavian culture and more vastly Nordic culture (Yes, even yours, Finland). "Og Valhöll bíður okkar allra þá", as some cool band said. Oh, and I also play the keyboard. That's all, I guess.

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Trukamouche's favorite FMLs

Today, one of my cats gave birth. My other cat responded by eating the new litter in a jealous rage, then got indigestion and vomited. I had to clean up regurgitated kittens. FML

Today, I started doing it again. I'd given up for years, but when I saw the pack I just couldn't help myself. One taste was enough to make me finish off the whole pack. Nobody knows that I've fallen off the wagon and I'm so ashamed of myself. Today, I began eating my cat's biscuits again. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43348) - you deserved it (31663) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/16/2013 at 9:18am - health - by Aliiiice (woman) - France (Haute-Normandie)

Today, I went to a coffee shop to meet an online date. I couldn't spot him, so he eventually came up and introduced himself. It seems his on-line picture must have been taken before I was born. I spluttered "This isn't going to work," and promptly scuttled out. FML

#13812395
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22281) - you deserved it (9687)

On 11/12/2010 at 6:06am - love - by sayno (woman) - Switzerland

Today, waking up I noticed that my female boss had texted me during the night, telling me she wants me bad. I'm a woman, happily married to a man, and now have to turn her down somehow and not get fired in the process. FML

#13700074
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31155) - you deserved it (2810)

On 11/03/2010 at 10:35am - intimacy - by tuppu (woman) - Finland

Today, as a supervisor at a water park, several clients came up to me and complained about a topless girl in our wave pool. I found the girl, called her out, and politely told her that she was not allowed in the pool without a top. "She" was a fat 15 year old boy. FML

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191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48121) - you deserved it (6605)

On 08/12/2009 at 4:13pm - misc - by auslander (man) - Switzerland (Zurich)



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