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About Trukamouche : A quite random guy on a not-so-random website. Long-haired metalhead, a bit crazy, and tall are some of my characteristics. I also appear to like motorcycling (Go Rossi #46), Scandinavian culture and more vastly Nordic culture (Yes, even yours, Finland). "Og Valhöll bíður okkar allra þá", as some cool band said. Oh, and I also play the keyboard. That's all, I guess.
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Today, I started doing it again. I'd given up for years, but when I saw the pack I just couldn't help myself. One taste was enough to make me finish off the whole pack. Nobody knows that I've fallen off the wagon and I'm so ashamed of myself. Today, I began eating my cat's biscuits again. FML
Today, I went to a coffee shop to meet an online date. I couldn't spot him, so he eventually came up and introduced himself. It seems his on-line picture must have been taken before I was born. I spluttered "This isn't going to work," and promptly scuttled out. FML
Today, waking up I noticed that my female boss had texted me during the night, telling me she wants me bad. I'm a woman, happily married to a man, and now have to turn her down somehow and not get fired in the process. FML
Today, as a supervisor at a water park, several clients came up to me and complained about a topless girl in our wave pool. I found the girl, called her out, and politely told her that she was not allowed in the pool without a top. "She" was a fat 15 year old boy. FML
Monday 1 September 2014