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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 March 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 280
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Trukamouche : If you're bored and looking for a psychologist that'll empty your bank account in exchange of sterile advises, come, come talk to me ! I'm as nice as a sparrow !

I play the keyboard ; love everything that is related to Scandinavia and Vikings, travels, absurd humour and ham (all hail).

Metal fan, but not only.

One says that you can get to know based on the books that this person reads, so here are some (currently being read books) :

- George Orwell - 1984 ;
- Dante Alighieri - La divina Commedia ;
- J. R. R. Tolkien - The Hobbit ;


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Trukamouche's favorite FMLs

Today, one of my cats gave birth. My other cat responded by eating the new litter in a jealous rage, then got indigestion and vomited. I had to clean up regurgitated kittens. FML

Today, I started doing it again. I'd given up for years, but when I saw the pack I just couldn't help myself. One taste was enough to make me finish off the whole pack. Nobody knows that I've fallen off the wagon and I'm so ashamed of myself. Today, I began eating my cat's biscuits again. FML

#20786268
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44357) - you deserved it (32443) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/16/2013 at 9:18am - health - by Aliiiice (woman) - France (Haute-Normandie)

Today, I went to a coffee shop to meet an online date. I couldn't spot him, so he eventually came up and introduced himself. It seems his on-line picture must have been taken before I was born. I spluttered "This isn't going to work," and promptly scuttled out. FML

#13812395
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25610) - you deserved it (10202)

On 11/12/2010 at 6:06am - love - by sayno (woman) - Switzerland

Today, waking up I noticed that my female boss had texted me during the night, telling me she wants me bad. I'm a woman, happily married to a man, and now have to turn her down somehow and not get fired in the process. FML

#13700074
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33298) - you deserved it (2989)

On 11/03/2010 at 10:35am - intimacy - by tuppu (woman) - Finland

Today, as a supervisor at a water park, several clients came up to me and complained about a topless girl in our wave pool. I found the girl, called her out, and politely told her that she was not allowed in the pool without a top. "She" was a fat 15 year old boy. FML

#4478498
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51853) - you deserved it (7039)

On 08/12/2009 at 4:13pm - misc - by auslander (man) - Switzerland (Zurich)



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