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About Trukamouche : If you're bored and looking for a psychologist that'll empty your bank account in exchange of sterile advises, come, come talk to me ! I'm as nice as a sparrow !
I play the keyboard ; love everything that is related to Scandinavia and Vikings, travels, absurd humour and ham (all hail).
Metal fan, but not only.
One says that you can get to know based on the books that this person reads, so here are some (currently being read books) :
- George Orwell - 1984 ;
- Dante Alighieri - La divina Commedia ;
- J. R. R. Tolkien - The Hobbit ;
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
Today, I started doing it again. I'd given up for years, but when I saw the pack I just couldn't help myself. One taste was enough to make me finish off the whole pack. Nobody knows that I've fallen off the wagon and I'm so ashamed of myself. Today, I began eating my cat's biscuits again. FML
Today, I went to a coffee shop to meet an online date. I couldn't spot him, so he eventually came up and introduced himself. It seems his on-line picture must have been taken before I was born. I spluttered "This isn't going to work," and promptly scuttled out. FML
Today, waking up I noticed that my female boss had texted me during the night, telling me she wants me bad. I'm a woman, happily married to a man, and now have to turn her down somehow and not get fired in the process. FML
Today, as a supervisor at a water park, several clients came up to me and complained about a topless girl in our wave pool. I found the girl, called her out, and politely told her that she was not allowed in the pool without a top. "She" was a fat 15 year old boy. FML
Friday 3 July 2015