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Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML
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On 10/11/2012 at 10:30am - kids - by wdunn69733 - United States (Georgia)
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
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On 10/11/2012 at 10:02am - love - by goodeyesight (man) - Brazil (Sao Paulo)
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
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On 10/11/2012 at 10:02am - love - by goodeyesight (man) - Brazil (Sao Paulo)
Today, I was walking home when I saw an elderly woman struggling with a large bag of garbage. I asked if I could help. I got it all the way to the dumpster and the bag ripped. Inside were about fourteen dead cats. FML
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On 10/10/2012 at 11:36pm - animals - by AdamwithanA (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my sister thought it would be funny to place a cardboard cut-out of a person at the foot of my bed. I woke up, saw the cut-out from the corner of my eye, fell out of bed, landed on my hand wrong, and broke two fingers. She got it all on video. FML
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On 10/10/2012 at 5:44pm - misc - by scaredofcutouts (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, I completely shaved my head as a gesture for my boyfriend's mother, who was suffering from cancer and having a terrible time undergoing chemotherapy. Turns out she doesn't even have cancer, and my boyfriend thought I wouldn't have the guts to do it. FML
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On 10/10/2012 at 11:05am - misc - by horriblejoke (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, I found out why my cat hasn't been coming home for regular meals. Apparently, my elderly next door neighbour has forgotten that her cat is dead and puts food out for it every morning. My cat is exploiting her by impersonating her dead cat to get better food. My cat is an asshole. FML
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On 10/10/2012 at 4:43am - animals - by assholecat (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I applied for a job as a secretary. As I sat in the waiting room, the interviewer came out with his wife. She gave me a once-over, then said to her husband, "Hire this one. She's so ugly, you would never have an affair with her." FML
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On 10/10/2012 at 12:15am - work - by caltech (woman) - United States (California)
Today, a customer handed me a 100 dollar bill. He then told me that it was my tip for doing a good job. He snatched it away just as I touched it, laughed, and said, "Just kidding." He then took his money and left the store. FML
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On 10/09/2012 at 9:57pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I found out that my mom gives my brother tips on how to hurt my feelings the most. FML
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On 10/08/2012 at 11:08am - misc - by LovedByFamily (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)
Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend that, yes, I can get pregnant even if I don't actually have an orgasm. FML
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On 10/04/2012 at 11:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol, City of)
Today, I have so much ass-acne that it hurts to sit. FML
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On 10/04/2012 at 5:33am - health - by Chamorru (man) - United States
Today, my seemingly normal girlfriend decided to erase every girl's name out of my phone. Family and all. FML
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On 10/04/2012 at 3:13am - love - by DCarreon (man) - United States (California)
Today, I found out why it might be awkward to have your plumber and your least well-behaved dog share a name. Bad plumber. FML
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Today, I used the phrase "bitch please" in real life. It was funny until the "bitch" bitch-slapped me in the face. FML
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On 10/03/2012 at 11:14pm - misc - by staticman101 - United States (Michigan)
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