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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 December 1994 (20 years)
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Trollx's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up from a dream in which I had a penis. Apparently I talk in my sleep, because my boyfriend kept staring at my crotch. FML

#12915850
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31600) - you deserved it (4710)

On 09/05/2010 at 10:20am - intimacy - by urgg (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed. The ring just had a piece of graphite on it. My boyfriend argued that since graphite and diamonds are both just forms of carbon, it is the same thing. FML

#12899907
327 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31460) - you deserved it (12397)

On 09/04/2010 at 10:08am - misc - by pencilring (woman) - United States

Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML

#12663575
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48419) - you deserved it (15104)

On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML

#12497360
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9697) - you deserved it (48307)

On 08/13/2010 at 10:16am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I met a man at the bar, and he asked me to go home with him. The problem? He's 80. I'm 29. The bigger problem? I considered it. It's been that long. FML

#12231290
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26224) - you deserved it (16458)

On 07/31/2010 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went to bed with three hot, half-naked girls beneath me. I was in the bunk above. Alone. FML

#12143188
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37226) - you deserved it (15840)

On 07/27/2010 at 10:43am - intimacy - by lonelyguy321 - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I went to the mall. While shopping in a store, a woman bumped into me numerous times. Getting annoyed, I turned to her and loudly exclaimed, "Are you blind?!" Turns out she was. FML

#12070882
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10699) - you deserved it (44349)

On 07/23/2010 at 7:47pm - misc - by Not So Smart (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was at a friend's house. She has one of those automatic air fresheners, and I was amazed when it went off. To get a better look at it, I got real close to it. I saw a button and pressed it. The air freshener went off again, spraying nothing but my eye. FML

#11867771
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7425) - you deserved it (60658)

On 07/14/2010 at 2:14am - misc - by Eyefreshener (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I've recently gained weight so I bought an exercise video. I started it right away in my room on the top floor. My younger sister screamed and ran outside a few minutes later. She thought it was an earthquake. FML

#11865183
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34539) - you deserved it (9405)

On 07/14/2010 at 12:32am - health - by sarah - United States

Today, I drew a face on a balloon and pretended to make out with it. The balloon popped and shot to the back of my throat, where it got caught. FML

#11831310
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12280) - you deserved it (66845)

On 07/12/2010 at 3:42pm - health - by jazthefish (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, both my parents were at work so I was home alone. My boyfriend had wanted to surprise me and take me out to lunch. He found me dancing on my kitchen table singing "Like a Virgin" at the top of my lungs. FML

#10823884
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10599) - you deserved it (30272)

On 05/28/2010 at 4:37pm - misc - by crazygirl10 - United States

Today, my little sister tripped when trying to walk up the stairs with a sandwich in one hand and my laptop in the other. She choose to save her sandwich instead of my £500 laptop. FML

#10748228
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26372) - you deserved it (3218)

On 05/25/2010 at 12:44am - misc - by Laptop - Sent from mobile version

Today, I started to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guess what?! I just came." FML

#9070560
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25090) - you deserved it (10466)

On 03/14/2010 at 10:49am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my throat is really swollen so I can only drink liquid. I noticed home-made ice-lollies in the freezer and had one. It tasted funny. Turns out my little brother had peed in one of those ice-lolly box and put it in the freezer. FML



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