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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 December 1994 (20 years)
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Trollx's favorite FMLs

Today, as I was filling out divorce paperwork, I realized that my son has had the same girlfriend through both of my marriages. He's 17. FML

#16141236
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19231) - you deserved it (52028)

On 05/12/2011 at 7:09am - love - by Username -

Today, I searched frantically for my glasses for ages. After giving up, I realised I could see perfectly. I had been wearing them the whole time and neither my mother nor my father told me because "it was far too funny" watching me yell "Where the fuck are they?" FML

#16115344
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15276) - you deserved it (44132)

On 05/10/2011 at 6:48am - misc - by Kyle (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I learned what a nail gun shooting my leg feels like. FML

#16113761
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28554) - you deserved it (10955)

On 05/10/2011 at 1:12am - health - by Anonymous -

Today, it's hot and sunny, and a customer asked me how I was, I responded by saying "It's a hot sunny day. Who doesn't love the sun?" He responded by telling me he had just had three melanomas cut out. I guess I did find someone who doesn't like the sun. FML

#15933136
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25669) - you deserved it (5153)

On 04/26/2011 at 11:03am - health - by fifthtimesacharm -

Today, while trying on clothes in Macy's, someone decided to throw some shoes over the wall and into my changing stall. I now have a black eye. FML

#15894245
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29034) - you deserved it (2701)

On 04/23/2011 at 2:12am - health - by rhartnett11 - United States (Virginia)

Today, my mom confused me with my dad. She got in the shower with me. FML

#15883377
312 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84674) - you deserved it (6345)

On 04/22/2011 at 7:11am - intimacy - by Damian -

Today, I went for a job interview. I was asked if I wanted a drink. I have no idea why, but I replied "a bottle of milk please." FML

#15855605
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19255) - you deserved it (29692)

On 04/20/2011 at 4:10am - work - by bham boy -

Today, I started my first day of work at my new job. They had a section in the parking lot for employees only, so I parked there. Apparently, my boss didn't recognize my car, and had it towed. FML

#15825152
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31514) - you deserved it (2907)

On 04/17/2011 at 7:18pm - work - by sdgsfvbkuhkj (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend punched a hole in a door. This is on top of the broken handle, cracked sink top, dented fridge, and other holes in the wall he has also made. We are 4 months into our year lease. I don't think we are getting our $720 deposit back. FML

#15781081
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24308) - you deserved it (17682)

On 04/14/2011 at 2:59am - money - by Username -

Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by, soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated, I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. FML

#15637668
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39126) - you deserved it (21274)

On 04/04/2011 at 4:42pm - misc - by lynn777 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while bending over to get the brownies I was making out of the oven, my husband slapped my butt. I fell into the oven. FML

#15619603
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72957) - you deserved it (5897)

On 04/03/2011 at 11:14am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML

#15598918
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33670) - you deserved it (45324)

On 04/02/2011 at 1:03am - misc - by Toothy (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML

#15539670
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48652) - you deserved it (16000)

On 03/28/2011 at 11:33pm - love - by ouch - United States (Arizona)

Today, my cab driver told me about the time he tried to commit suicide by driving off a bridge... while we were crossing a river. FML

#15470057
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40058) - you deserved it (3271)

On 03/24/2011 at 6:51pm - misc - by phantomdriver - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my father came over to my house. I realized there were condoms on the table, so I subtly moved a vase to hide them. He then gave me an unamused look and said "I know you have sex. You've been married for nine years. Grow the fuck up, dumbass." FML

#15356314
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18339) - you deserved it (83186)

On 03/17/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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