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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 December 1994 (20 years)
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Today, I found a condom on my bed with a note written by my girlfriend that said, "Since you started acting like a dick, you might as well dress like one." FML

#18345679
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12018) - you deserved it (56557)

On 11/25/2011 at 10:02am - intimacy - by Dickhead - Lebanon

Today, during my boyfriend's family reunion, I started my period but didn't have any tampons. I asked my boyfriend to ask his mom if she had any. I sat on the toilet waiting, then heard him loudly ask his whole family "Does anybody have a tampon my girlfriend can have?" FML

#18343392
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31925) - you deserved it (4004)

On 11/25/2011 at 1:13am - misc - by Jessie - United States

Today, I was walking to the kitchen in the dark. Something caught my eye and I turned to see a man standing in the corner, clear as day. I jumped and closed my eyes for a split second. When I opened them, he was nowhere to be seen. I'm now terrified to live in my own home. FML

#18338481
491 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47109) - you deserved it (4417)

On 11/24/2011 at 3:30pm - misc - by haunted (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I found Jesus. The bad news, he was in the form of a concrete statue falling on my car. FML

#18316439
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34276) - you deserved it (3236)

On 11/22/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by religionbites621 - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my girlfriend agreed to doing it doggy style. During it all, I pulled on her hair. I guess I pulled too hard, because when I let go, her face smacked straight into the bedside table. FML

#18220908
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12811) - you deserved it (41597)

On 11/11/2011 at 5:29pm - intimacy - by Henry - Norway (Hordaland)

Today, my girlfriend sent me a sexy picture of herself in my boxers. I thought it would be funny to take a picture of myself in the thong she left in my room and send it to her. She thought it would be funnier on Facebook. FML

#18162397
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25669) - you deserved it (47085)

On 11/05/2011 at 3:25am - misc - by kdeeeceee - United States

Today, for our 3rd anniversary, I gave my boyfriend a watch, courtesy of Rolex. He gave me herpes, courtesy of his other girlfriend. FML

#18014393
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50270) - you deserved it (4570)

On 10/18/2011 at 10:16am - health - by stdpositivenow (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my brother put pepper spray on my toilet paper. FML

#17987492
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42724) - you deserved it (3516)

On 10/15/2011 at 3:18am - misc - by Ca13b - United States (Oregon)

Today, I awoke to rose petals leading me to the front garden. Curious, I followed them, thinking my boyfriend planned something romantic. As I walked out the door, I was hit in the face with a paper plate full of whipped cream and sprinkles, and then locked outside. FML

#17975450
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30658) - you deserved it (3775)

On 10/13/2011 at 3:20pm - love - by Eet- (woman) - United Kingdom (Dorset)

Today, I learned no matter how much your friends pressure you, you must never snort lines of curry powder. FML

Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML

#17786255
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53312) - you deserved it (6359)

On 09/20/2011 at 3:45am - intimacy - by Cantgetno (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my new roommate moved in. It seems that instead of using toilet paper like a normal human being, she instead opts to use the nearest towel in reach. I found this out when I went to dry off with mine after a shower. FML

#17751654
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34295) - you deserved it (2003)

On 09/15/2011 at 3:43pm - misc - by poop towel - United States (Maryland)

Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML

#17749622
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33405) - you deserved it (5919)

On 09/15/2011 at 3:34am - health - by Scott - United States (California)

Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML

#17727595
399 comments

I agree, your life sucks (89464) - you deserved it (13972)

On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I missed my bus, so I walked home in the rain from school, only to realize my mom had been following me the whole time in the car, laughing her ass off. FML

#17691004
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36008) - you deserved it (3468)

On 09/07/2011 at 7:53pm - misc - by me - United States (New Jersey)



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