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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 9 December 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Trollx : I have acquired 7 fucks 🎉

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Trollx's favorite FMLs

Today, I burned my nose. How? I tried sniffing a lit candle. FML

#19848753
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6526) - you deserved it (46611)

On 06/26/2012 at 1:44am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I came home from a knee surgery. I asked my mother to get me a glass of water. She replied, "You can get it, you're not crippled. Oh wait, yeah you are" and laughed hysterically. FML

#19848525
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25843) - you deserved it (2619)

On 06/26/2012 at 1:01am - misc - by crippy - United States

Today, my daughter tried to sneak out of the house. When I caught her, she freaked out and punched me in the face. She then "snapped out of it" and claimed she was sleepwalking. FML

#19842330
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28110) - you deserved it (3527)

On 06/25/2012 at 12:08am - kids - by abbielane - United States (Michigan)

Today, a homeless man tried to sell me a "magic, one-finger glove". It was a used condom. FML

#19838531
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32580) - you deserved it (3026)

On 06/24/2012 at 10:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my husband put some photos of our wedding on Facebook. He named the album "FML". FML

#19832174
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31594) - you deserved it (3286)

On 06/23/2012 at 1:17am - misc - by blah56 - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I made a phone call in my office to my doctor. He wanted to call a prescription to my pharmacy, but wanted to know by what method I would prefer my medication. During our conversation, a group of potential clients walked in just as I exclaimed "I definitely prefer oral." FML

#19827814
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24503) - you deserved it (3343)

On 06/22/2012 at 3:28am - work - by me - United States (Indiana)

Today, my friend showed off her new tattoo, which is supposed to say "bad bitch" in Italian, and I had to point out that it actually says "defective female". Her response was to cuss me out and inform me that I'm no longer part of her social circle. FML

#19824729
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29047) - you deserved it (3315)

On 06/21/2012 at 4:28pm - misc - by tubby (woman) - Sweden (Blekinge Lan)

Today, I was lecturing my high school students on the importance of a good education. I pointed out the janitor in the hall and told them if they didn't stay in school, they'd end up like him. Then one of my students raised her hand and reminded me that the janitor I pointed to was her dad. FML

#19821696
400 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6987) - you deserved it (68857)

On 06/21/2012 at 12:11am - work - by daddy'sgirl - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my friend told me she was going to start drinking gatorade, so she could get the body shape of the athletes on TV. When I tried to explain to her that she'd also need to work out to achieve this, she went nuts and hurled the bottle at my face. FML

#19818788
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27392) - you deserved it (2988)

On 06/20/2012 at 1:59pm - misc - by phonnah - United States (Maryland)

Today, I laughed when I shouldn't have and am probably fired. What happened? My boss asked me if birds were reptiles. I thought he was kidding. FML

#19817734
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26531) - you deserved it (3265)

On 06/20/2012 at 8:46am - work - by notanidiot - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found out that my husband and my cat have something in common; they both like to lick themselves. FML

#19812201
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21697) - you deserved it (2337)

On 06/19/2012 at 6:51am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my husband recorded me getting out of bed and sleepwalking all the way into the backyard and straight into our pool. He was too busy giggling like a schoolgirl to help me out. FML

#19806951
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20933) - you deserved it (2945)

On 06/18/2012 at 12:05pm - misc - by Myriam (woman) - Maldives (Maale)

Today, I tripped and fell on the sidewalk. As I did, a car that was passing by stopped, made a U-turn, and then came back so the people inside could laugh at me. When they were done taunting me, they made another U-turn and continued back in their original direction. FML

#19806668
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25377) - you deserved it (2509)

On 06/18/2012 at 10:39am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was having a debate with my friend over tattoos. I used the example that you wouldn't put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari. He looked me in the eye and said, "Yeah, but you're no Ferrari. More like a Prius." FML

#19801481
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11638) - you deserved it (24742)

On 06/17/2012 at 1:01pm - misc - by kitty shah - United States

Today, I found out how my parents met. They met at a mental hospital, where they were both being hospitalized. FML

#19791945
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29797) - you deserved it (2426)

On 06/15/2012 at 11:36am - love - by fail (woman) - United States (Tennessee)



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