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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 9 December 1994 (21 years)
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Today, I got a flat tire. The spare was also flat, so I had no other choice but to walk home. I got to my house and realized I'd left the front door key and garage clicker in my car 5 miles away. FML

#20044019
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21861) - you deserved it (9696)

On 08/27/2012 at 3:29am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I turned on the TV just in time to see my picture on the news. I have no idea what they said about me. FML

#20043967
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33273) - you deserved it (2798)

On 08/27/2012 at 2:45am - misc - by masterman - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was training a new girl at work. We're always told to find "common interests" with the people we are training to make it less awkward for them. Little did I know that our "common interest" would turn out to be my boyfriend. FML

#20043557
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30995) - you deserved it (1776)

On 08/26/2012 at 11:13pm - love - by damnit. (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, the office I work at put up a "No Masturbating at Desks" sign. I'm disappointed by this, not because I usually whack off at my desk, but because enough people do that there needs to be a sign against it. FML

#20043181
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31401) - you deserved it (4080)

On 08/26/2012 at 7:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I fainted during my sister's wedding because my dress was too tight. When I woke up, she slapped me hard across the face. Why? Because I "took all the attention away" from her. FML

#20041726
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28287) - you deserved it (7438)

On 08/25/2012 at 9:58pm - health - by brylynn - United States

Today, I found out that my crush didn't remember calling me beautiful, telling me he liked me, or any of the other romantic things he said to me while drunk last night. He did however remember me promising to bake him cookies. FML

Today, I was at a job interview. The interviewer spoke to me for a few minutes, then said she would be right back, and left. I was left alone in a room for an hour and a half believing that it was a patience test. They closed the store for the day, leaving me in the interview room. FML

#20040149
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31301) - you deserved it (2342)

On 08/24/2012 at 11:31pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, my friends set me up on a blind date. I thought it went well, and while saying our goodbyes, I leaned in to give her a kiss. She pulled way, laughed, "I'm not drunk enough for that," and left. FML

#20039589
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24304) - you deserved it (3542)

On 08/24/2012 at 5:00pm - love - by OMFG I LOVE MLP - Germany (Rheinland-Pfalz)

Today, my dog was diagnosed with depression. I got him to help with my depression. I guess we can just be miserable together. FML

#20039193
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31445) - you deserved it (2914)

On 08/24/2012 at 11:45am - animals - by alix - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today, I have a heart condition that causes migraines and fainting, so I take salt tablets to stop the fainting. The migraines can lead to a stroke, so I have medication for them. The medication has a side effect: fainting. And to avoid migraines, I should avoid salt. FML

#20038541
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36136) - you deserved it (1841)

On 08/24/2012 at 12:08am - health - by Neurocardiogenic Syncope - Canada

Today, while working at the pet store, I had to feed the snakes. I'd thawed too many mice, so instead of wasting one, I fed it to our turtles. They decided to play tug of war with it, ripping it in half in front of several terrified children. FML

#20037487
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10830) - you deserved it (28211)

On 08/23/2012 at 12:50pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while on the bus, I took out my breath spray. The elderly lady beside me thought it was pepper spray. She panicked and started screaming, which culminated in the man near her punching me in the jaw. FML

#20037445
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23953) - you deserved it (1805)

On 08/23/2012 at 12:14pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I had to shave my feet in order to wear ballet flats. I'm not a hobbit. FML

#20037324
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22596) - you deserved it (3286)

On 08/23/2012 at 10:30am - misc - by fet (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol, City of)

Today, I met a girl I used to make fun of in high school. She was taking my fingerprints after I was arrested. FML

#20037281
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7603) - you deserved it (78630)

On 08/23/2012 at 9:42am - misc - by TheBeautifulOne (woman) - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)

Today, I had a hard time taking a dump. Before flushing, I noticed two pennies and a dime incrusted in my turd. It seems that yesterday, while drunk, I swallowed some change. FML



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