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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 30 January 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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About TrollFaceGirl : Haii Peoplez, Me Iz A Cat.... Rawr =^.^=

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Today, I was loudly bitched out by someone for speaking in a fake British accent, to make myself "sound sophisticated". I moved here two years ago from London. FML

Today, I finally hooked up with the girl of my dreams. We went back to her place, and I explored every inch of her body; luscious lips, hourglass curves, genital warts... The worst part was when she got angry when I refused to continue, shouting, "No wonder you're still a virgin!" FML

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On 07/14/2012 at 8:50pm - intimacy - by checkup (man) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)



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