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by Erasmus / 10/26/2008 at 11:27pm / France (Haute-Normandie) / Geek
by Shameonme / 10/26/2008 at 12:04pm / Morocco / Work
Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupied bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switched on, and the whole family heard me. FML
Today, it has been a year and a half since my boyfriend discovered online poker. Annoyed to see him spending every evening playing on his laptop, I threatened him: “Now honey, you have to choose. It’s your poker or me!” Answer: “You are bluffing!” FML
Today, I was lying on the bed with my boyfriend. We were watching his cell phone when an automatic reminder message came on the screen: "Do not forget to tell a lie to babe about going out this Friday". FML
by mehdi / 10/13/2008 at 4:20am / Miscellaneous
- Today, I'm here to inform men that, "If I fucked you, I wouldn't pull out" is not an effective pick… Today, I asked my friend what form of birth control she used the first time she had sex. She stared… Today, I heard my parents having sex for the first time so I turned the TV up really loud to drown…