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Trix_Disorder
  • Town/Country : Texas
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 28 August 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 58695
  • Number of comments : 288
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Trix_Disorder : Long time user of FML. Used to visit the site, but now I can obsessively check multiple times a day with the iPhone app! Comment a fair bit.

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Today, I went to a friend's wedding. I took stupid photos all day long and when came the moment that the bride entered the church, my battery died. FML

#73
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On 10/26/2008 at 11:27pm - misc - by Erasmus - France (Haute-Normandie)

Today, I yelled out while I was asleep. However, I was sleeping during a very important meeting with customers and my boss. FML

#61
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17312) - you deserved it (50491)

On 10/26/2008 at 12:04pm - work - by Shameonme - Morocco

Today, I've learnt that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML

#51
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On 10/26/2008 at 8:07am - love - by etsl - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was writing to my girlfriend on msn when her roommate answered «Sorry, this is not Marie, she is at her boyfriend’s». Really? I've looked everywhere in my flat, I can’t find her. FML

#39
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On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Icy -

Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupied bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switched on, and the whole family heard me. FML

#37
299 comments

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On 10/25/2008 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by VIVI -

Today, it has been a year and a half since my boyfriend discovered online poker. Annoyed to see him spending every evening playing on his laptop, I threatened him: “Now honey, you have to choose. It’s your poker or me!” Answer: “You are bluffing!” FML

#34
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On 10/25/2008 at 12:54pm - love - by Anonymous -

Today, I was lying on the bed with my boyfriend. We were watching his cell phone when an automatic reminder message came on the screen: "Do not forget to tell a lie to babe about going out this Friday". FML

#13
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:23am - love - by Sarah91 -

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

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