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  • Town/Country : Los Angeles, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 August 1989 (26 years)
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  • Number of visits : 7228
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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 11 posted

About Triumvirate : A man comes into a bar. Wait, no, a horse. Yeah. Anyway, a man comes into a horse...

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Triumvirate's favorite FMLs

Today, my cousin's husband argued adamantly that the Earth doesn't rotate, and treated me like an idiot when I explained why he was wrong. Not even a video from space of the Earth rotating convinced him. This idiot is a teacher. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25058) - you deserved it (1505)

On 08/25/2015 at 1:33pm - misc - by Schizomaniac (man) - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend how my mom died when I was 11 after crashing her car into a tree at night. He muttered "Women drivers." FML


I agree, your life sucks (33576) - you deserved it (2975)

On 07/08/2015 at 10:44am - love - by freshly single (woman) - Aruba

Today, it's been 3 days since I moved into my new house. I'm already known as the neighborhood racist, after some dicksplash thought it'd be funny to tape a sign to my door overnight that said: "DO NOT RING IF YOU ARE A NEGRO AND/OR JEW." FML


I agree, your life sucks (27852) - you deserved it (2310)

On 07/05/2015 at 1:42am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "ha when losers send you flowers". FML


I agree, your life sucks (30955) - you deserved it (2320)

On 07/01/2015 at 10:04pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my boss confided in me that when a gay person visits his house, he discreetly follows them around and cleans anything they touched and everywhere they sat with disinfectant wipes. I've worked for him for 7 years but he doesn't know I'm gay. FML


Today, my husband and I broke the news to my 10-year-old son that in about 8 months, he'll have a baby brother or sister. I knew he never wanted a sibling, but I didn't expect him to throw a tantrum, then look at me through teary eyes and scream, "Why can't you keep your fucking legs closed?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (36068) - you deserved it (7552)

On 06/10/2015 at 12:13pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I realized out how sad my love life is when I got excited that the number a girl gave me turned out to really be hers. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28147) - you deserved it (2739)

On 05/30/2015 at 1:40am - love - by L_lives (man) - United States (California)

Today, at a mind-numbingly boring support session, everyone was talking about their hardships. One guy was talking about losing his leg in a car accident. I was half-asleep and asked without thinking, "Did you ever find it?" I almost shat my pants at the roomful of death glares that followed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (17606) - you deserved it (32936)

On 04/08/2015 at 12:08pm - misc - by S to the HIT (man) - United States (California)

Today, my brother wore a T-shirt to my birthday party that said "I dig skinny chicks". I'm a recovering anorexic and told him that I didn't really like his shirt. His response? "Don't let the liberal media brainwash you into thinking it's OK to be fat." FML


I agree, your life sucks (33761) - you deserved it (4580)

On 03/17/2015 at 8:18pm - misc - by Idigrespectfulattire (woman) - Trinidad and Tobago (Port-of-Spain)

Today, I was turned down from the dream job that I was promised two years ago, once my chemo and radiation therapy was finished. His excuse? He never actually expected me to survive. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47186) - you deserved it (2188)

On 03/01/2015 at 6:36pm - work - by kysier (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, during a family game of basketball, my 15 year old son shoved me hard to get the ball. I fell and cut my arm badly on the ground. I yelled at him for being an idiot. He replied "Oh jeez, a bleeding woman being a bitch, what a fucking shocker." My husband doubled over laughing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40552) - you deserved it (7487)

On 01/23/2015 at 2:25pm - kids - by nosexforthee (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to explain to my grandmother why, "What a nice singing voice! He doesn't sound black at all!" is not a compliment. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31944) - you deserved it (2761)

On 01/14/2015 at 2:18am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I got a gift-wrapped package in the mail from my racist mother-in-law. She's always hated me, so I thought it was a bit strange. Inside was a squirt gun and a note telling me to take my "black ass" for a walk around a police station with it, followed with a smiley face. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41630) - you deserved it (3092)

On 12/28/2014 at 1:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my dad and grandpa came to a charity event that I helped set up for people who have autism. I appreciated their support, until I heard my dad say "Man, some of these 'tards are pretty hot." and my grandpa replying "Yeah. Probably like dead fish in bed, though." FML


I agree, your life sucks (32838) - you deserved it (2538)

On 12/13/2014 at 9:02pm - misc - by ashamed (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I thought it would be cute to put on a Santa hat and ask my crush what he wanted for Christmas. He said "A girlfriend." I took off my Santa hat and yelled "Ta-da!" He added, "An ATTRACTIVE girlfriend." FML


I agree, your life sucks (41093) - you deserved it (5294)

On 11/29/2014 at 11:28am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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