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  • Town/Country : California, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 August 1989 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 2537
  • Number of comments : 651
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 6 posted

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TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559 (409)

I agree, your life sucks (27631) - you deserved it (23806)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, during dinner, my family had a discussion about the color of poop. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20750) - you deserved it (3184)

On 02/15/2011 at 12:50am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, to prevent a fistfight at work, I had to mediate a contested debate between two coworkers on what was evidently a very touchy subject: Which is better, the orange creamsicle or the ice cream sandwich? I was the only one to get in trouble for wasting company time. FML

#14917539 (100)

I agree, your life sucks (17578) - you deserved it (3062)

On 02/10/2011 at 12:31am - work - by geoduck - United States

Today, while waiting on a customer at a restaurant, I accidentally asked a midget if she'd like a children's menu. FML

#14866852 (96)

I agree, your life sucks (13971) - you deserved it (18006)

On 02/06/2011 at 12:53pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She's a sock puppet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14781) - you deserved it (49438)

On 02/01/2011 at 9:32pm - intimacy - by seepeezy32 -

Today, I received a call from child care. Apparently, my four year-old boy tried to start a mosh pit during naptime. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22539) - you deserved it (5756)

On 12/22/2010 at 6:43am - kids - by lerouxmaster -

Today, I was working in a restaurant. On the receipt under "tip" someone actually took the time to write out "$0.00." FML

#14288653 (153)

I agree, your life sucks (17436) - you deserved it (5027)

On 12/21/2010 at 7:05pm - money - by ismerf19 -



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