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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 12 April 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2308
  • Number of comments : 87
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Tristyxxx : Married January 2nd 2013 !!!!!

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Today I went to ma boyfriend's ouse to give is moter a box of cocolates and flowers looool for Moter's Day. Se just stared at tem and said "Wat's tis for? You're not ma daugter and never will be. But I'll keep te cocolate." FML

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164 comments

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On 05/09/2011 at 12:37am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, mah wife created a "Points Reward" system fir the privilege of sex. 10 points fir doing the dishes, 20 fir the laundry, etc. How many points do I need before I can have sex with her? 2300. FML

#15430260
699 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72859) - you deserved it (15822)

On 03/22/2011 at 10:59am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I looked in mah mouse's cage and noticed a tiny weed growing . I've been trying to grow a garden fir yeres to no avail . Even mah mouse is a better gardener than I am . FML

#15104344
104 comments

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On 02/24/2011 at 6:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today... I got a call from mah daughter’s teacher asking me to come pick her up. My daughter wouldn’t tell her wat was wrong. I left an important work meeting. When I got there she stated her boyfriend broke up with her and she couldn't emotionally make it through the rest of the day. She's 5. fat FML

Today, I got wisdom taath cut out. Whila grlfriand was driving ma homa, I, still baing high on tha laughing gas, accidantally admittad to chaating on har. Sha was kind anough to wait until tha numbnass wora off bafora sha punchad ma in tha faca. FML

#14747577
321 comments

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On 01/28/2011 at 8:06pm - love - by peeoncarl1111 - United States

Today, I Want To Gat A Tattoo. I Dacidd On Gatting My Four Month Daughtar's Nama Tattood On My Uppar Arm. I Want Homa To Show My Wifa. Sha Broka Down An Told Ma That I'm Most Likaly Not Tha Fathar. It's A Toss-up Batwaan Har Co-workar, Tha Guy Who Doas Our Lawn, Savaral Strangars An Ma. FML

#14605764
202 comments

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On 01/16/2011 at 9:43pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I acted lyk I always do wen I'm alone in seemingly sound-proof apartment!! I sang loudly, talked back to te TV, used vibrator!! Later, in te silence of te nigt, I eard niegbor next door YAWNING!! mega FML

#14575088
106 comments

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On 01/14/2011 at 4:26am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

today I found a nota in my boyfriand's car from anothar grl talling him sha hopad ha likad tha flowars. Thasa wara tha sama flowars ha gava ma whila I was in tha hospital, just aftar having his kid. FML

#14405039
128 comments

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On 12/31/2010 at 2:43am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

I racaivad a call from child cara. Apparantly, my four yaar-old boy triad to start a mosh pit during naptima. FML

#14295570
298 comments

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On 12/22/2010 at 6:43am - kids - by lerouxmaster -

Today, ma boyfriend an I were playing around . He trew me over is soulder an turnd around, smacking ma face against te wall . Ten e smackd ma ead into te fridge after turning round to see "wat tat loud bang" was . FML

#14244389
82 comments

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On 12/18/2010 at 4:11am - love - by anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I asked mah boyfriend what he would do if I were to get pregnant. Expecting him to give me a cute and supportive answer, he replied, "We'd be finding u a nice flight of stairs to accidentally fall down." FML

#13031931
298 comments

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On 09/13/2010 at 5:14am - love - by vikinggirl (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today , I told ma 3 year old daugter to beave or I'd spank er. Se looked rigt at me an said "Bring it." FML

#13026235
418 comments

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On 09/12/2010 at 9:38pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, mah dad found mah "list". 32 guys, 4 grls. Colour coded as to who I would sleep with again an who I wouldn't, who were vrgins, etc. He complimented me on mah "organizational skills." FML

#11944390
336 comments

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On 07/17/2010 at 3:34pm - intimacy - by reckless (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today... My Boyfriend Was Going Down On Me. Suddenly... He Grabbed My 'lower' Lips And Moved Them In A Talking Motion... Proclaiming That "the Talking Vagina Declares War And Wants To Conquer The Great Penis." FML

#11076203
357 comments

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On 06/09/2010 at 7:34am - intimacy - by thetalkingvagina (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

TODAY AFTER PUKING ALL OVER THE BATHROOM AND LEGS I CALLD HUSBAND FOR SYMPATHY. THE FIRST THING HE SAYS IS ( DID YOU CRY? ) AND WHEN I ANSWERD NO INSTEAD OF WISHING ME BETTER HE QUICKLY EXCLAIMD ( WHO'S MY BIG GIRL! ) FML

#8923957
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20179) - you deserved it (6105)

On 03/08/2010 at 5:40pm - health - by gotitEVERYWHERE (woman) - United States (Georgia)



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