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About Tristyxxx : Married January 2nd 2013 !!!!!
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Today I went to ma boyfriend's ouse to give is moter a box of cocolates and flowers looool for Moter's Day. Se just stared at tem and said "Wat's tis for? You're not ma daugter and never will be. But I'll keep te cocolate." FML
Today... I got a call from mah daughter’s teacher asking me to come pick her up. My daughter wouldn’t tell her wat was wrong. I left an important work meeting. When I got there she stated her boyfriend broke up with her and she couldn't emotionally make it through the rest of the day. She's 5. fat FML
Today, I got wisdom taath cut out. Whila grlfriand was driving ma homa, I, still baing high on tha laughing gas, accidantally admittad to chaating on har. Sha was kind anough to wait until tha numbnass wora off bafora sha punchad ma in tha faca. FML
Today, I Want To Gat A Tattoo. I Dacidd On Gatting My Four Month Daughtar's Nama Tattood On My Uppar Arm. I Want Homa To Show My Wifa. Sha Broka Down An Told Ma That I'm Most Likaly Not Tha Fathar. It's A Toss-up Batwaan Har Co-workar, Tha Guy Who Doas Our Lawn, Savaral Strangars An Ma. FML
Today, I acted lyk I always do wen I'm alone in seemingly sound-proof apartment!! I sang loudly, talked back to te TV, used vibrator!! Later, in te silence of te nigt, I eard niegbor next door YAWNING!! mega FML
today I found a nota in my boyfriand's car from anothar grl talling him sha hopad ha likad tha flowars. Thasa wara tha sama flowars ha gava ma whila I was in tha hospital, just aftar having his kid. FML
Today, ma boyfriend an I were playing around . He trew me over is soulder an turnd around, smacking ma face against te wall . Ten e smackd ma ead into te fridge after turning round to see "wat tat loud bang" was . FML
Today, I asked mah boyfriend what he would do if I were to get pregnant. Expecting him to give me a cute and supportive answer, he replied, "We'd be finding u a nice flight of stairs to accidentally fall down." FML
Today... My Boyfriend Was Going Down On Me. Suddenly... He Grabbed My 'lower' Lips And Moved Them In A Talking Motion... Proclaiming That "the Talking Vagina Declares War And Wants To Conquer The Great Penis." FML
TODAY AFTER PUKING ALL OVER THE BATHROOM AND LEGS I CALLD HUSBAND FOR SYMPATHY. THE FIRST THING HE SAYS IS ( DID YOU CRY? ) AND WHEN I ANSWERD NO INSTEAD OF WISHING ME BETTER HE QUICKLY EXCLAIMD ( WHO'S MY BIG GIRL! ) FML
Friday 27 March 2015