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by weneedthatmoneytoliveon / 06/26/2013 at 10:08am / Australia (Victoria) / Money
Today, I woke up after having a nightmare that my girlfriend broke up with me. Needing reassurance, I told her about it. She became furious with me saying that she'd never do that and called me an "inconsiderate fucking bastard for even thinking that." Then she broke up with me. FML
by Dave / 10/04/2012 at 10:44am / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 09/30/2012 at 12:37am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/24/2012 at 3:09pm / United States / Love
Today, I went to run an errand while my parents helped unpack boxes in my new house. When I returned, my dad said to me, "I wasn't going to say anything, but we 'did it.' I'll let you figure out which room". FML
by Anonymous / 09/23/2012 at 12:32am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I helped my friend, who is a slob, move out of my house. I found the source of the funky smell she's been complaining about, under her bed. It was her vibrator. I found it with my bare hands. I had to bleach my hands twice and I still don't feel clean. FML
by MistressSuzuka / 09/20/2012 at 8:05pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
by GMD / 09/18/2012 at 4:20pm / United Kingdom (Belfast) / Health
by Anonymous / 09/02/2012 at 7:47pm / United States / Intimacy
by Geckosrock99 / 08/30/2012 at 10:45pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, the power went out in my area. My wife and I were bored so I lit some candles, poured some wine, and left little to her imagination about what my intent was. We cuddled a while and as I leaned in for a kiss the power came back on. She was more excited that the WiFi was back than anything. FML
by Anonymous / 07/26/2012 at 10:55pm / United States (Kentucky) / Love
by moodyreallyrocks / 07/08/2012 at 8:30pm / United States (Kentucky) / Love
by girly girly / 05/26/2012 at 10:42am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by T3STI / 05/06/2012 at 9:44pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I was watching a boys volleyball team warming up, and I had my eye on one of them who was quite attractive. He sent the ball a little too far and it hit me in the face. He apologized, and I then for some reason replied with, "It's fine, I like balls in my face." FML
by lifeonfire12 / 04/15/2012 at 9:13pm / Canada / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/12/2012 at 12:16am / United States / Intimacy
- Today, I walked in on my husband going down on another woman. Instead of speaking, he looked at me,… Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself… Today, I woke up screaming like a little bitch. I'd been having a bizarre dream where I was having…