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Tristan_aust
  • Town/Country : Sydney, Australia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 May 1986 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 385
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my religious parents were hosting a family dinner. Not only did we have to wait over an hour for my grandma to finally show up, but when she did, she had her 30 year old boytoy in tow. Apparently, "Granny has needs too you know, hahaha!" Goodbye peaceful family. FML

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On 08/14/2011 at 4:21pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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