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Tristan_aust

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 May 1986 (30 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 655
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Tristan_aust : My name's Tristan. Drop me a entertaining message!

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Tristan_aust's favorite FMLs

Today, my religious parents were hosting a family dinner. Not only did we have to wait over an hour for my grandma to finally show up, but when she did, she had her 30 year old boytoy in tow. Apparently, "Granny has needs too you know, hahaha!" Goodbye peaceful family. FML

by Anonymous / 08/14/2011 at 4:21pm / United Kingdom (Wiltshire) / Love

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

by offbeans / 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm / United States (California) / Kids