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Trisha_aus
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 8 June 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 1607
  • Number of comments : 582
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Trisha_aus : A girl likes Game of Thrones.

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Today, I was waiting in line for what seemed like forever at the only open lane at the grocery store. The guy in front of me took his sweet time and had multiple cards rejected, before finally pulling out a $100 bill and demanding exact change. He was buying a carton of milk. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15527) - you deserved it (1143)

On 04/14/2012 at 3:27pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I went to a blood drive. The nurse taking my blood mentioned that she'd been called in on her day off, and she swore she wasn't drunk. I didn't know what to do, so I just smiled and blinked back tears as she savaged the vein in my arm. FML

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On 04/14/2012 at 12:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I surprised my daughter by telling her that I'm going to treat the family to a trip to the Himalayas in a few months. She promptly threw a tantrum and listed her main reasons for not wanting us to go: "It's a freaking desert there," and, "I'll miss the new Spiderman movie." FML

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On 04/13/2012 at 9:01pm - kids - by neverakid (man) - United States

Today, I was stopped and searched by a cop, and he quickly found the bag of weed in my pocket. He didn't arrest or fine me, but he did confiscate my weed and told me to "get lost." Pretty sure I just got legally mugged. FML

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On 04/11/2012 at 12:25pm - misc - by erockinthesuburb (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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