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Trisha_aus

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 8 June 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4357
  • Number of comments : 623
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Trisha_aus : I live in Noor's dungeon.

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Today, I was babysitting a six year old girl, when I saw a huge spider on the wall!! I screamd and told her to stay back!! Instead, she walkd up to the spider, squishd it, and told me to stop bieng such a baby!! fat FML

#20095198
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10068) - you deserved it (26853)

On 09/30/2012 at 1:57pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

2day mah swimming coach made us swim fifty laps non-stop as punishment 4 his previous class being unable to swim a drill properly . They're 8-11 year olds who r still lerening to swim . I feel like mah arms and legs r filled with lead . FML

#20041381
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21205) - you deserved it (1912)

On 08/25/2012 at 5:59pm - health - by blue (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today,hile Working At The Pet Store, I Had To Fed The Snakes. I'd Thawd Too Many Mice, So Instead Of Wasting One, I Fd It To Our Turtles. They Decidd To Play Tug Of War With It, Ripping It In Half In Front Of Several Terrifid Children. Fat FML

#20037487
174 comments

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On 08/23/2012 at 12:50pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I walked in on mah fifteen-year-old son an his friends attempting to set up a rudimentary meth lab in his bedroom . I'm not sure whether to be angrier that they simply tried this, or that they thought burning up baking soda would somehow produce methamphetamine . FML

#20017485
200 comments

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On 08/12/2012 at 8:49pm - kids - by JAdams (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Taday I cummad out to mah parants . I don't raally fit any staraotypa, I'm just an avaraga guyho happans to ba into guys . Tan minutas latar, I ovarhaard mah mothar say to mah stap-dad, "Should wa radacorata his room pink?" maga FML

#20008307
153 comments

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On 08/07/2012 at 8:11pm - misc - by ohai95 (man) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

I discoverd that when I'm drunk, I hate wearing clothes !! And it doesn't matter who is around to see it, even my soon-to-be father-in-law !! FML

#19997643
93 comments

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On 08/02/2012 at 1:10am - misc - by wherermypants (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I cleaned the toilet so vigorously that I snapped the handle of the brush. I laughed an told the rest of family. Instead of joining in on the hilarity, mother screamed, ( We have had that toilet brush 4 twenty-six years! ) FML

#19995981
141 comments

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On 08/01/2012 at 3:59am - misc - by SLAB_GIRL15 - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was walking to te movie teatre wit ma boyfriend,en tree guys muscled over an told us to and over our pones. My boyfriend didn't waste any time pusing past me an running like ell, leaving me in tears an almost aving a panic attack. FML

#19992901
181 comments

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On 07/30/2012 at 4:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ukraine (Kyyiv)

Today , I Startd My New Job , And Was Introducd To My Colleague. She Seemd Old And Quite Experiencd , So I Thought She Was Going To Teach Me. I Was Wrong. It Turns Out I'm A Replacement Fir Her Daughter , Who Usd To Secretly Do All Of Her Work Fir Her Cuz She Has No Idea How To Do It Herself. FML

#19992409
72 comments

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On 07/30/2012 at 9:00am - work - by Frustation - United States

Today , I Startd My New Job , And Was Introducd To My Colleague. She Seemd Old And Quite Experiencd , So I Thought She Was Going To Teach Me. I Was Wrong. It Turns Out I'm A Replacement Fir Her Daughter , Who Usd To Secretly Do All Of Her Work Fir Her Cuz She Has No Idea How To Do It Herself. FML

#19992409
72 comments

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On 07/30/2012 at 9:00am - work - by Frustation - United States

TODAY, I WAS IN TRAFFIC COURT TRYING TO GET OUT OF A TICKET . THE JUDGE CALLD MAH DEFENSE "COMPLETE, UNADULTERATD BULLSHIT." FML

#19918441
110 comments

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On 07/10/2012 at 11:39am - misc - by mustanggt (man) - United States (Texas)

TODAY, I'M ACCUSED OF VANDALIZING A COP CAR DURING A NIGHT OF PARTYING, AN IN SO DOING, VIOLATING PAROLE!! WHILE TALKING WITH LAWYER, WHO I SPENT ALL SAVINGS ON, I SAID HE COULD HRE BETTER THAN HIS HIDEOUS SECRETARY!! TURNS OUT SHE'S HIS WIFE!! I THINK I'M NOW MORE SCREWED THAN EVER!! FML

#19915477
194 comments

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On 07/09/2012 at 5:06pm - misc - by jillie minaj (woman) - United States

yesterday my mother was leaving the house to attend her sister's funeral. Just as she was walking out the door, my brain experienced the most horrific shart imaginable, and I uttered through my reassuring smile, ( Have a blast. ) FML

#19915289
102 comments

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On 07/09/2012 at 4:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada

Today, I was sitting the living room,hen my mom commented on the smell of garlic in the air. After ten minutes of searching 4 the source, she gave up. I was too embarrassed to admit that I'd tried using garlic to cure my yeast infection.

#19915209
154 comments

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On 07/09/2012 at 3:54pm - intimacy - by yeastly (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

TODAY, I'M AVING EART SURGERY . TE DOC CAME IN, DONUT IN ONE AND AND PAPER IN ANOTER . WILE I WAS FILLING TEM OUT, IS ANDS KEPT TREMBLING, AND E DROPPED TE DONUT ON TE FLOOR . HE FUMBLED TO PICK IT UP AND KEPT EATING . TE GUY I'M ENTRUSTING LIFE TO DOESN'T EVEN RESPECT TE FIVE-SECOND RULE . FML

#19914869
143 comments

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On 07/09/2012 at 2:25pm - health - by deadman (man) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)



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