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About Trisha_aus : I live in Noor's dungeon.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
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An insomniac or a creature of the dark
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.
Today, I surprised my daughter by telling her that I'm going to treat the family to a trip to the Himalayas in a few months. She promptly threw a tantrum and listed her main reasons for not wanting us to go: "It's a freaking desert there," and, "I'll miss the new Spiderman movie." FML
Today, I was stopped and searched by a cop, and he quickly found the bag of weed in my pocket. He didn't arrest or fine me, but he did confiscate my weed and told me to "get lost." Pretty sure I just got legally mugged. FML
Friday 21 November 2014