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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 8 June 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3490
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Trisha_aus : I live in Noor's dungeon.

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Today, I surprised my daughter by telling her that I'm going to treat the family to a trip to the Himalayas in a few months. She promptly threw a tantrum and listed her main reasons for not wanting us to go: "It's a freaking desert there," and, "I'll miss the new Spiderman movie." FML


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On 04/13/2012 at 9:01pm - kids - by neverakid (man) - United States

Today, I was stopped and searched by a cop, and he quickly found the bag of weed in my pocket. He didn't arrest or fine me, but he did confiscate my weed and told me to "get lost." Pretty sure I just got legally mugged. FML


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