About TripleJumpMan : Im Cody, and yea i just hang out with friends and family, and play guitar, do track, soccer, wrestling, fighting, football, and pretty much every other sport except basketball. My life is track and mma though. otherwise, im pretty lazy
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, saying we're too different. His only example? He likes ham and I don't. FML
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On 12/11/2011 at 11:46pm - love - by PunkChik27 - United States (Ohio)
Today, my girlfriend sent me a sexy picture of herself in my boxers. I thought it would be funny to take a picture of myself in the thong she left in my room and send it to her. She thought it would be funnier on Facebook. FML
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On 11/05/2011 at 3:25am - misc - by kdeeeceee - United States
Today, was the last day of the prank war between me and my husband. I told him the last prank needed to be the best one. I took a shower and tried to think up my last prank. When I got out of the shower, my hair was green. FML
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On 10/26/2011 at 1:56pm - misc - by mycedes - United States
Today, I was given an entire week of detention for planking on my school desk. FML
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On 10/17/2011 at 6:05pm - misc - by planking champion (woman) - United States (North Dakota)
Today, I spent about 10 minutes searching frantically for my cell phone, while holding it up to my ear and talking to my friend about my plans tonight. FML
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On 10/08/2011 at 11:54am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML
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On 09/19/2011 at 10:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML
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On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I was in a restroom sitting on the toilet, when the guy right next to me noticed my AC/DC boxers around my ankles and started to sing "Back in Black." FML
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On 07/29/2011 at 10:27am - misc - by sofargone420 (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I caught a cab to take me to a hospital appointment. The driver turned around and told me I was in the Cash Cab. I got really excited and screamed. That is, until she laughed and said, "Just kidding. I always wanted to do that to someone." FML
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On 07/15/2011 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was walking down the street hand in hand with my girlfriend. I couldn't help but stare at a gorgeous girl as she bent down to pick something up. It was such a great sight, I didn't notice the metal telephone pole directly in my path. FML
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On 07/13/2011 at 12:02pm - misc - by sorehead (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I found out my boyfriend can name each and every Pokémon, but can't remember my birthday. FML
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On 07/13/2011 at 2:47am - love - by Ignored - United States (Texas)
Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML
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On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)
Today, I realized that my wife is such a bitch normally, she's actually nicer when she is on her period. FML
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On 07/09/2011 at 12:32am - misc - by Username - United States
Today, I had the most exciting dream of my life. I was dreaming about catching a shiny charmander. I'm 15, and instead of dreaming of girls, I'm dreaming of Pokémon. FML
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On 06/29/2011 at 1:47pm - misc - by wispywee - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I found out that my neighbors' 9 year old son has been the one taking a shit on my doorstep everyday. Why? Because Cartman from South Park said that if you keep doing it, the person in the house will move. FML
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On 05/14/2011 at 1:07am - misc - by IhateThem - United States
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