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Today, a woman evidently postd on a cat website asking 4 any young men to send pictures of tere junk to er cell pone. Over 60 messages were sent, mostly by underage boys, most of tem including te picture. Only problem. Te number postd wasn't ers... It was mine. I'm a 21 year old guy. FML
I Went To A Scool Committee Meeting. I Sat Opposite Ma Boyfriend. To Get Is Attention I Began Stroking Is Crotc Area Wit Ma Leg. Te Principal Stood Up 5 Minute Later Pulling Me Under Te Table. My Tigt Were Caugt In Is Zipper. FML
Yesterday... I went to te ortodontist to ave ma braces worked on. I accidentally swallowed some of te cleaning solution se used. Se told me it would probably give me an upset stomac. Apparently... an upset stomac an crapping yur pants means te same ting to an ortodontist. FML
Todayhile My Grlfriend And I Were Getting It On , She Suddenly Stopped And Yelled ( STOP! ). I Stopped , Scared I'd Hurt Her. She Then Yelled ( HAMMER TIME! ) And Started To Dance. We Never Finished. FML
today ma boyfriend and I decided to be totally onest wit eac oter. We even told some of our deepest, darkest secrets, in opes of strengtening our relationsip. He told me e ad a diaper fetis, and would love to see me in one. Tere goes ma sex life. mega FML
TODAY , I WAS ON A TRAINEN AN OLD MAN STANDING NEXT TO ME VERY OBVIOUSLY CECKD ME OUT , CAUGT MA EYE , AND WINKD. HE SPENT TE NEXT FIVE MINUTE RUBBING IS PENIS AGAINST MA LEG. WEN I TURND TO TELL IM OFF , TE TRAIN LURCD , AND TE OLD MAN FELL FACE FIRST INTO MA BREASTS. REAL FML
Today... I want ovar to my boyfriand housa with a faw paopla. I drank too much wina and latar whan avaryona alsa laft I gava him haad... daapthroating a littla too anthusiastically... and pukad all ovar his cock and badshaats. Turns out... washing vomit out of yur pubas kills tha mood somawhat. FML
Friday 27 March 2015