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Today, a woman evidently postd on a cat website asking 4 any young men to send pictures of tere junk to er cell pone. Over 60 messages were sent, mostly by underage boys, most of tem including te picture. Only problem. Te number postd wasn't ers... It was mine. I'm a 21 year old guy. FML

#6137228
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24155) - you deserved it (2176)

On 11/03/2009 at 4:17pm - intimacy - by buckid310 (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I discovered that nothing kills a wet dream faster than a kitten who pounces on things that wiggle under the blanket. mega FML

#5903153
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22943) - you deserved it (3770)

On 10/19/2009 at 8:43pm - intimacy - by JohnB (man) - United States (Washington)

I Went To A Scool Committee Meeting. I Sat Opposite Ma Boyfriend. To Get Is Attention I Began Stroking Is Crotc Area Wit Ma Leg. Te Principal Stood Up 5 Minute Later Pulling Me Under Te Table. My Tigt Were Caugt In Is Zipper. FML

#5548744
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7971) - you deserved it (32807)

On 09/29/2009 at 3:45pm - intimacy - by clumssyXO (woman) - Hungary (Veszprem)

Yesterday... I went to te ortodontist to ave ma braces worked on. I accidentally swallowed some of te cleaning solution se used. Se told me it would probably give me an upset stomac. Apparently... an upset stomac an crapping yur pants means te same ting to an ortodontist. FML

#5306456
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34197) - you deserved it (3747)

On 09/17/2009 at 1:10am - health - by navyma - Korea Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi)

Todayhile My Grlfriend And I Were Getting It On , She Suddenly Stopped And Yelled ( STOP! ). I Stopped , Scared I'd Hurt Her. She Then Yelled ( HAMMER TIME! ) And Started To Dance. We Never Finished. FML

#5286193
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28619) - you deserved it (5088)

On 09/16/2009 at 1:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Rhode Island)

today ma boyfriend and I decided to be totally onest wit eac oter. We even told some of our deepest, darkest secrets, in opes of strengtening our relationsip. He told me e ad a diaper fetis, and would love to see me in one. Tere goes ma sex life. mega FML

#4207325
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52891) - you deserved it (12418)

On 08/01/2009 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by Maria39018 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today.. . my mom cama into my room to hava a haart to haart talk . My dildo was sitting on tha nightstand . I didn't notica until sha told ma to maka sura tha dog didn't gat it . raal FML

#4156133
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12275) - you deserved it (48511)

On 07/30/2009 at 8:02am - intimacy - by BrokenVow (woman) - Canada (British Columbia) - moderated by the Jackass crew

TODAY , I WAS ON A TRAINEN AN OLD MAN STANDING NEXT TO ME VERY OBVIOUSLY CECKD ME OUT , CAUGT MA EYE , AND WINKD. HE SPENT TE NEXT FIVE MINUTE RUBBING IS PENIS AGAINST MA LEG. WEN I TURND TO TELL IM OFF , TE TRAIN LURCD , AND TE OLD MAN FELL FACE FIRST INTO MA BREASTS. REAL FML

#3493845
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49242) - you deserved it (6222)

On 07/05/2009 at 12:12am - misc - by bridezilla (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today... I want ovar to my boyfriand housa with a faw paopla. I drank too much wina and latar whan avaryona alsa laft I gava him haad... daapthroating a littla too anthusiastically... and pukad all ovar his cock and badshaats. Turns out... washing vomit out of yur pubas kills tha mood somawhat. FML

#2881257
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11599) - you deserved it (55975)

On 06/14/2009 at 9:08am - intimacy - by ohdeardarling (woman) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

Today, I mada a patiant raally happy. I work in a long tarm cara facility and was changing a woman's diapar. Whila claaning har, I somahow managad to giva har an orgasm with a warm wash cloth. FML

#2850957
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67586) - you deserved it (4388)

On 06/13/2009 at 2:40am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)



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