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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 6 July 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 700
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Trimini : My name is kass and im 17 years old, i live in sherbrooke quebec and i was dignozed with social phobia 8 months ago. i like to read, watch moviies and go shopping, i listen to all kinds of music and have a sorta emo/punk style.. if there anythiing else u want to know just wriite and ask... peacee :P

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Today, I found out that my best friend lost her virginity to my father. Her excuse? She was drunk. His excuse? "She's hot." FML

#13642352
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52114) - you deserved it (3877)

On 10/29/2010 at 9:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I decided to drive my mothers Bentley. She is out of town and told me not to go near the car. Being 17, I didn't listen. As I was backing out the driveway, I was hit by an SUV, seriously damaging my moms car. Who was driving the SUV? My mom, coming home early. FML

#12878777
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10270) - you deserved it (71799)

On 09/03/2010 at 12:13am - misc - by ohseven6421 - United States (California)

Today, I walked into my bedroom, only to find out that my bed is missing. I have no idea where it is. FML

#12301472
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41098) - you deserved it (3481)

On 08/04/2010 at 1:18am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, the bartender pulled me aside and told me that she saw my date slip something into my drink. Who was my date? My husband of four years. FML

#8790917
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31510) - you deserved it (2330)

On 03/03/2010 at 12:37am - misc - by holycrap (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I realized explosive diarrhea can happen, and at the most inopportune times, such as on the day of MY wedding. At the alter while my husband said his vows. FML

#8658648
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53621) - you deserved it (2782)

On 02/26/2010 at 5:23am - love - by pain (woman) - Japan

Today, I applied and was accepted for a part-time network engineering position. Being contract work they asked me what I charge. I replied, "$12 an hour." After a look of surprise they accepted me for the position and said, "Our last guy charged $200 an hour, you're a bargain." FML

#8637301
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14336) - you deserved it (29762)

On 02/25/2010 at 10:39am - money - by compguy (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my dad screamed at me because I've been "spending too much money". He's been out of a job for 4 months and I've been giving him 300 dollars a month to help pay for bills... and his beer. FML

#8551677
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29613) - you deserved it (2923)

On 02/22/2010 at 11:38am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I texted a somewhat overweight girl I wanted to hook up with and asked her "Have you been dating anyone lately?" Unfortunately with predictive text, "dating" came out as "eating". I didn't realize it till after it sent. FML

#6761205
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16959) - you deserved it (27537)

On 12/15/2009 at 3:32am - love - by Proof-Reader (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was at a party where I ate bowl of disgusting snacks because I didn't want to drink on an empty stomach. I spent the next twelve hours trying to prevent the world from collapsing into millions of demonic shards, cause apparently that's what a large dose of magic mushrooms does. FML

#6298765
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18987) - you deserved it (32755)

On 11/14/2009 at 8:37am - misc - by swedishdude (man) - Sweden (Skane Lan)

Today, these kids in my math class told me to ask this girl if I could lick her clit. I basically yelled 'what's a clit'? Everyone looked at me. I'm a senior in high school, no one has yet to explain it to me. I had to google it when i got home. FML

#254280
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35496) - you deserved it (77255)

On 03/09/2009 at 7:29pm - intimacy - by danmarino (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, my mother and I went to Wal-Mart to buy pads. I suggested I get tampons instead, so that I can go swimming at my boyfriend's cottage. My mother then goes to the nearest store employee and asks, "excuse me, if my daughter uses a tampon, does that mean she is no longer a virgin?" FML

#251967
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (183515) - you deserved it (13232)

On 03/09/2009 at 3:30pm - intimacy - by tamponmayhem (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I wanted to see if the frying pan was hot. I no longer have fingerprints. FML

#518
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7219) - you deserved it (50257)

On 12/15/2008 at 12:36am - misc - by bip - Sent from mobile version

Today, my wife, in her magnificent wedding dress, had her period during the ceremony. How did I find out? The same way everyone else did. FML

#505
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44246) - you deserved it (2407)

On 12/13/2008 at 12:48am - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupied bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switched on, and the whole family heard me. FML

#37
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24023) - you deserved it (109340)

On 10/25/2008 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by VIVI -



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