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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 7 December 1987 (28 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 465
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About TrilliousDivine : I am a music vocal performance major. i love to talk to everyone. i am friendly and open to various beliefs.

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Today, I took my new girlfriend to meet my grandmother. We were drinking coffee when my gran leaned to one side and let out a huge fart. Proud of herself, she added, "That one didn't pay his rent on time!" Coffee came out of my girlfriend's nose. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35882) - you deserved it (4968) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/29/2013 at 2:56pm - love - by jay ze punk - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today, it's been two months since I got a kitten. He loves to hide, and then surprise me by jumping out of his hiding place. It was quite a surprise when he launched himself out of my bag during class. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50018) - you deserved it (6396) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/28/2013 at 2:52pm - animals - by Kitten_Love - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend is seriously mad at me for telling his cat what he got it for Christmas. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37253) - you deserved it (8692)

On 12/23/2012 at 3:24am - animals - by Kate (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I got into a fight with my girlfriend. After yelling and arguing my point, my cat got up and jumped up next to her on the bed. He sat down, and they both glared at me until I left. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23814) - you deserved it (4088)

On 12/03/2012 at 2:02pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was enjoying a nice bath, when one of my cats jumped up on the rim and started purring. I thought it was sweet, until my other cat ran in and body-slammed the first into the tub with me. Being a conscientious cat owner, I hadn't de-clawed them. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24422) - you deserved it (6395)

On 11/27/2012 at 2:52pm - animals - by Neutered (man) - United States (Alaska)

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