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Today, I found out that my employers hired me under the assumption that I was gay. Apparently, they are attempting to be perceived as more open-minded. I'm not gay, but I'm afraid being straight could cost me my job. FML

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55 comments

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On 09/02/2010 at 5:09pm - work - by confused (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, the elevator broke in my dorm and won't be fixed for several days. I live on the 26th floor. FML

#12870338
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37043) - you deserved it (3412)

On 09/02/2010 at 1:39pm - misc - by flimflam (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had a stomach virus. I tried to make myself throw up to feel better. My long nails sliced open my throat from the inside, and I threw up blood. FML

#12869426
128 comments

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On 09/02/2010 at 12:03pm - health - by Sickie. (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, after finally getting up the nerve to take my motorcycle to up 75mph on the freeway, I made it off in one piece, only to fall off my bike in the mall parking lot. FML

#12867561
100 comments

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On 09/02/2010 at 7:40am - misc - by hatesgravity (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got grounded because I have a picture on facebook in which I'm touching the crotch of a cardboard cut-out of Obama. My parents insist the FBI will see that and I'll end up in jail. My parents are crazy. FML

Today, I saw one of those candies that you spray on your tongue. Only after spraying some in my mouth did I find it was actually perfume. FML

#12856829
107 comments

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On 09/01/2010 at 5:01pm - misc - by samboob (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I found out that Whoopi Goldberg was NOT Oprah Winfrey's stage name. I was then laughed at for ages by my co-workers. FML

#12848184
40 comments

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On 09/01/2010 at 12:30am - misc - by MisterMisinformed - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I have discovered things not to do while drunk. Like shaving my legs. FML

#12846178
85 comments

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On 08/31/2010 at 10:46pm - health - by WIno - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was life guarding at a community pool and noticed a toddler go under water. I quickly jumped in and suddenly got a charlie horse which caused me to stall. When I looked up, I saw an old woman saving him, and got a shoe thrown at my head. I was fired. FML

#12843819
114 comments

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On 08/31/2010 at 8:35pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, my roommate woke me up during afternoon nap to tell me that I need to move out. His reason: "Our political differences will likely escalate to violence." FML

#12842541
53 comments

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On 08/31/2010 at 7:13pm - misc - by NowHomeless (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I was out having a beer with a few friends. After getting a pint, I slipped in a puddle of beer, fell on top of a stranger on the sofa, and knocked my beer upside down on my head. Then, completely soaked, I realized I'd also knocked over the table, spilling its content on a poor girl across it. FML

#12842003
116 comments

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On 08/31/2010 at 6:33pm - misc - by nemi (woman) - Norway (Oslo)

Today, I was forced to spend an extra $318 for another plane ticket to Dallas. The ticket wasn't for my daughter, my mom, or my sister, but for the quarter of my butt that apparently needs its own seat. FML

#12841369
346 comments

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On 08/31/2010 at 5:40pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I heard two of my students having a conversation. One asked what state Arizona was in, and the other replied Canada. I teach sixth grade social studies and they weren't joking. FML

#12837057
289 comments

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On 08/31/2010 at 10:50am - kids - by teacher (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I Googled my father, who I haven't seen in 3 years. The first website link was his obituary. When I confronted my mom about it, she said, "Oh, didn't I tell you?" and walked off. FML

#12834464
148 comments

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On 08/31/2010 at 3:54am - misc - by missyoudad. (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I Googled my father, who I haven't seen in 3 years. The first website link was his obituary. When I confronted my mom about it, she said, "Oh, didn't I tell you?" and walked off. FML

#12834464
148 comments

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On 08/31/2010 at 3:54am - misc - by missyoudad. (woman) - Australia (Victoria)



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