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Trickiest_K
  • Town/Country : Sydney , Australia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 157
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was sitting in traffic for about an hour. I've heard stories about people doing the dirty in their cars and I never do anything risky so I thought, why not, I'll be here a while, no one can see me: I'll masturbate. Midway through I hear a tap on my driver's window. Its a police officer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22329) - you deserved it (110267)

On 03/03/2009 at 1:29am - intimacy - by imanidiot (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (987116) - you deserved it (78515)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I was with the guy I am seeing and I were fooling around in my room. I asked him if he wanted to have sex. He said he didn't have time because he had to go play Mario Kart. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36099) - you deserved it (2201)

On 01/31/2009 at 3:01pm - intimacy - by Yoshi - United States (California)



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