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Today, I have to take a midterm, which is worth a large part of my grade. All our teacher has taught us so far is how to roast s'mores over a Bunsen burner, and how to make gummy bears explode. Our test is on kinetics. FML

#20471562
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32559) - you deserved it (3680)

On 01/21/2013 at 4:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I threw a party while my parents were gone. I forgot that our alarm automatically turns on at 11 pm, so when people opened the door, it went off. I couldn't find the number for the alarm company, so the cops showed up. Everyone started cheering because they thought they were strippers. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13157) - you deserved it (53928)

On 08/19/2009 at 1:13am - misc - by Life of the party - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boss called me into his office. He had a huge smile on his face, so I assumed I was going to get promoted. He then sat down, and told me that he had been sleeping with my wife for the last three months. He still had a huge smile on his face. FML

#4343153
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I agree, your life sucks (64396) - you deserved it (2938)

On 08/06/2009 at 7:41pm - work - by smiletellsall (man) - United States (California)

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (146742) - you deserved it (22136)

On 03/12/2009 at 6:08pm - animals - by Noname (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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