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Treewhisper
  • Town/Country : Valrico, United States
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  • Birth Date : Saturday 11 September 1993 (19 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. It was just me and her. Things began to get heated, and we started doing it on the living room couch. Near the end of it I decided to whisper in her ear, "Who's your daddy?" I hear behind me, "I am." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37649) - you deserved it (61557)

On 08/05/2009 at 1:28am - intimacy - by unbelievable208 (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I drove past a firehouse that had volunteer firemen taking collections. I take out a $20 and start to roll the window down when I remember my window was broken. I ended up driving by, holding the $20 against the window, staring at the fireman. Now the fireman thinks I was taunting him. FML

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124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40044) - you deserved it (11661)

On 04/18/2009 at 1:09am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I were having some fertilization problems. As I removed my pants, the doctor simply looked at my penis and said "mhm." My wife laughed the whole way home. FML

#814298
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63836) - you deserved it (4128)

On 04/05/2009 at 9:32am - health - by manlyman (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was going through my old MSN conversations. I then realized that when I first got MSN, I didn't know that messages you sent after people went offline would be delivered to them when they signed in. I used to type 'I love you' to my crush after every time he went offline. FML

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159 comments

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On 03/28/2009 at 6:13pm - love - by WeezysBaby (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I realized I bought 30 condoms last year. I now have 29. FML

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37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17792) - you deserved it (3487)

On 01/31/2009 at 12:24pm - misc - by fuckit - United States (Ohio)



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