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  • Birth Date : Saturday 11 September 1993 (22 years)
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Today, I drove past a firehouse that had volunteer firemen taking collections. I take out a $20 and start to roll the window down when I remember my window was broken. I ended up driving by, holding the $20 against the window, staring at the fireman. Now the fireman thinks I was taunting him. FML


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On 04/18/2009 at 1:09am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I were having some fertilization problems. As I removed my pants, the doctor simply looked at my penis and said "mhm." My wife laughed the whole way home. FML


I agree, your life sucks (75753) - you deserved it (5063)

On 04/05/2009 at 9:32am - health - by manlyman (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was going through my old MSN conversations. I then realized that when I first got MSN, I didn't know that messages you sent after people went offline would be delivered to them when they signed in. I used to type 'I love you' to my crush after every time he went offline. FML


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On 03/28/2009 at 6:13pm - love - by WeezysBaby (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I realized I bought 30 condoms last year. I now have 29. FML


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On 01/31/2009 at 12:24pm - misc - by fuckit - United States (Ohio)

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