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Trebie
  • Town/Country : San Antonio, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 27 June 1989 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 619
  • Number of comments : 92
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I got a client who ordered ice cream. She seemed really nice and I thought maybe she was into me. When I asked if she wanted peanuts for an additional 50 cents, she said no. Trying to be nice, I added them anyway free of charge. I later had to call the ambulance. She was allergic. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7425) - you deserved it (75940)

On 09/21/2009 at 2:06am - love - by FreeOfCharge (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I farted while I was in line at the bank. I tried to pretend it wasn't me by looking at the man behind me and turning back with a disgusted look on my face. I thought I had gotten away with it when the man yells "It wasn't me, this bitch did it". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6112) - you deserved it (72755)

On 08/19/2009 at 7:39am - misc - by moutz (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my "don't ever touch me" cat jumped next to me acting as if she wanted to be petted. In fact, she jumped next to me to share her nasty fart. I need a new kitty. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13109) - you deserved it (3252)

On 02/01/2009 at 3:55am - animals - by pretty princess - United States (Georgia)



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