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Travesty42
  • Town/Country : Boise, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 27 November 1973 (40 years)
  • Number of visits : 353
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I finished the first month of a diet and exercise program designed to help me lose weight. To keep myself motivated, I have avoided the scale the entire time. I weighed myself today. I've gained 6 pounds. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21193) - you deserved it (3922)

On 09/14/2011 at 2:21pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was teaching swimming. A small boy said his stomach hurt, so I placed him on my back and carried him to the main building where he could lay down. He then jumped off my back and ran back towards the beach because 'he felt better'. I had explosive diarrhea all over my back. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54245) - you deserved it (4057)

On 06/30/2009 at 7:26pm - kids - by unluckycounsellor (woman) - Bermuda (Hamilton)



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