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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 January 1996 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1256
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 10 posted

About Trainspotting : Hi. I'm Ben, and I do terrible things for attention. You can find me at: ben-goode.tumblr.com. , if you'd like to talk

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Today, I was in spanish class, having a debate about the death penalty. When I went to make a point, I meant to say "La pena de muerte", which means "The death penalty". I said, "La pene de muerte". Turns out that means, "The penis of death". FML

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