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Trainspotting
  • Town/Country : London, UK
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 505
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 10 posted

About Trainspotting : Hello there! As you probably noticed, I'm english, which seems exotic to the Yanks out there, but hey-ho. My comments are usually either cheesey or full of beautiful English wit and banter, which is probably why you're here in the first place, because you don't understand it. Poor you.
Another note; yes, I have very blue eyes. This is why I have a gorgeous picture of a cat that doesn't belong to me as my profile picture. I am 16, live up north, (no, I'm not a bloody farmer!) and I am very peaceful, yet prone to insults, which are usually cutting. Like this one. Your grammar and sense of wit is shockingly appalling and Ofsted probably rated your school, 'satisfactory.' See, a good example of english wit. Also, I'm prone to ranting, chit-chatting and drinking tea. As you probably noticed.

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Today, I was in spanish class, having a debate about the death penalty. When I went to make a point, I meant to say "La pena de muerte", which means "The death penalty". I said, "La pene de muerte". Turns out that means, "The penis of death". FML

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