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Traeeee

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Traeeee

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 18 April 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 241
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Traeeee : Uh, I honestly . Idk what to put in here, I'll edit it eventually.

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Visits<b>chiefsmalls</b> - the 09/03/2014 at 9:52pm<b>depressed_child</b> - the 08/28/2014 at 3:54pm<b>abylenee_</b> - the 08/23/2014 at 9:08pm<b>Zero_TAlent_</b> - the 07/31/2014 at 12:30am<b>the_Jessicaaa</b> - the 07/20/2014 at 2:23am<b>PoptartsKid</b> - the 07/07/2014 at 3:16am<b>Cherryta</b> - the 06/27/2014 at 2:10pm<b>ggoos</b> - the 06/23/2014 at 10:47am<b>EmsyyyRose13</b> - the 06/23/2014 at 3:27am<b>Faithilicious123</b> - the 06/22/2014 at 9:30am<b>aa1717</b> - the 06/22/2014 at 2:27am<b>leeleeamber</b> - the 06/22/2014 at 2:08am<b>xkore787</b> - the 06/17/2014 at 12:31pm<b>Kar0</b> - the 06/06/2014 at 7:07am<b>PerSueTwo513</b> - the 05/05/2014 at 5:28am<b>paigexox0</b> - the 04/21/2014 at 3:11am<b>mchmelev1993</b> - the 04/12/2014 at 9:01pm<b>thelittlemissy</b> - the 04/09/2014 at 11:41am

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Traeeee's favorite FMLs

Today, I came home early to surprise my wife. No, it's not what you're thinking: I didn't find her cheating on me. She wasn't even home, but my dad was. He'd used his spare key and was on my sofa, drinking my beer and watching my TV. The first words out of his mouth? "Your beer's shit." FML

#21253167
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35790) - you deserved it (3526)

On 09/06/2014 at 5:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, while finally about to make love with my long term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML

#21249014
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42260) - you deserved it (4405)

On 08/31/2014 at 11:14am - intimacy - by anon - United States (Texas)

Today, my brother told my 3 year old son that cool kids call their parents by their real names. This wouldn't be half as bad if he hadn't also convinced my son that my real name was Satan. FML

#21247749
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38849) - you deserved it (3441)

On 08/29/2014 at 8:35am - kids - by Amithatevil - Japan (Kanagawa)

Today, my boyfriend called me in tears, convinced that he found me in a porn video online. It wasn't me. And when I finally got him to give me the web address, I too started crying at the realization of how fat he thinks I am. FML

#21243572
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46299) - you deserved it (4290)

On 08/23/2014 at 2:26am - intimacy - by confidence taken - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I went to a baseball game with my girlfriend's dad. I got a boner when they sang the anthem, because that's what I sing in my head when having sex with his daughter so I last longer. FML

#21240482
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42945) - you deserved it (16126)

On 08/18/2014 at 12:39pm - intimacy - by embarrassed - United States (New York)

Today, I had a rough day and was extremely tired. I took a nap on the couch, and woke up to a guy robbing my house. I pretended I was still sleeping, waiting a chance to grab him or run out safely. I ended up falling back asleep. FML

#21219246
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41520) - you deserved it (21373)

On 07/24/2014 at 11:59am - misc - by FML - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had to check up on a 400-pound inmate who was very upset about being locked up. When I got to his cell, he threw one of his own turds at me through the bars. I took a hit. FML

#21214798
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48189) - you deserved it (3775)

On 07/20/2014 at 1:23am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he could finally go down on me. He said, "No, that's disgusting" and then asked me for a blowjob. FML

#21207695
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56839) - you deserved it (7178)

On 07/13/2014 at 3:46am - intimacy - by NoSexForMe (woman) - United States (California)

Today, the deranged idiot that I am defending in court went completely nuts and told the judge that I am the guy who planned the whole armed robbery that he is on trial for. FML

#21198798
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48212) - you deserved it (4344)

On 07/04/2014 at 7:17pm - work - by zl5 (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, my wife has a bruise on her cheek from a nasty trip while practicing her yoga. She now thinks it's hilarious to flinch in public when I get near her, and keeps telling people she "walked into a door". I've gotten more dirty looks than I can count. FML

#21192543
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59819) - you deserved it (4622)

On 06/29/2014 at 1:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was feeling frisky and asked my boyfriend if he wanted a blowjob. He said "Fuck no", then rolled over to go to sleep. FML

#21182128
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48282) - you deserved it (8266)

On 06/20/2014 at 5:19pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, a fly landed on my face. Before I could even react, my brother "helpfully" punched it hard enough to both kill the fly and knock me out. FML

#21182108
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41830) - you deserved it (4247)

On 06/20/2014 at 5:00pm - health - by blackchin III (man) - United Kingdom (Edinburgh, City of)

Today, my boyfriend once again cancelled a date because he has too much homework. His professor is my dad, who's assigning astronomical amounts of homework to keep us from seeing each other. FML

#21180214
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54907) - you deserved it (4320)

On 06/19/2014 at 1:28am - love - by professorsdaughter - United States (Washington)

Today, I almost got written up for insubordination by my boss. All I did was explain to him that I couldn't help a tourist out because I speak Japanese, not Korean, and that it's not in fact "the same Asian shit" as he seemed to think. FML

#21177954
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43572) - you deserved it (2963)

On 06/17/2014 at 11:28am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my laziness reached an all-time high. I had a dream that I was at school and had spilled all the contents of my backpack onto the floor. I then purposely shook myself out of my sleep to avoid cleaning up the mess in my dream. FML

#21176688
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43969) - you deserved it (9918)

On 06/16/2014 at 12:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)



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