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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 18 April 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 693
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Traeeee : Uh, I honestly . Idk what to put in here, But. If you view my profile, message me. unless you're a guy, don't do that. I live in Minnesota, I'm an Aries ♈, birthday April 19th, I'm 19. I like FML. Add me on Snap Chat. Traee.s 👌😁

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Traeeee's favorite FMLs

Today, I ran into the woman who hit my car and drove off three days ago. She was my bank teller. I called 911; she pressed the silent alarm. Guess whose story the cops believed. FML

#21392789
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32111) - you deserved it (2227)

On 04/13/2015 at 5:00am - misc - by yupthissucks - United States (Georgia)

Today, the only way I can get my boyfriend to do anything is by telling him it's a turn on. FML

#21392608
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24260) - you deserved it (3239)

On 04/12/2015 at 9:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, a guy tried to carjack me. Good news: I drive a stick shift, and the idiot apparently couldn't, so I still have my car. Bad news: he was so angry, he beat the shit out of me. I had to get stitches, and now I look like I went on a date with Chris Brown. FML

#21391293
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29915) - you deserved it (2108)

On 04/10/2015 at 2:04pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I showed a kid how to knock somebody out for self defense. He then knocked me unconscious with the same method I'd just showed him. FML

#21390911
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25441) - you deserved it (9241)

On 04/09/2015 at 9:02pm - misc - by Jakesssss - United States (Ohio)

Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML

#21384025
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35889) - you deserved it (2914)

On 03/30/2015 at 6:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, my husband was involved in a horrible series of accidents; he repeatedly slipped and fell into my best friend's vagina. FML

#21382840
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43628) - you deserved it (2939)

On 03/28/2015 at 5:20am - intimacy - by soontobewidow (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)

Today, because I thought I was about to have an asthma attack, I had a panic attack. Then, the panic attack caused me to have a real asthma attack. FML

#21378889
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27895) - you deserved it (3584)

On 03/21/2015 at 11:14am - health - by pikachu_43 - United States (California)

Today, I got a call from the ICU. Apparently, my boyfriend has been there for 3 days and I'm the only person who didn't know. Even my parents have been to see him. FML

#21378357
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30738) - you deserved it (25)

On 03/20/2015 at 11:40am - health - by quietecho95 - United States (Colorado)

Today, I met the perfect guy. He's sweet, funny, charming, a great kisser - the whole package. The downside? He has the same exact name as my father, last name and all. I can't kiss him without thinking of my dad. FML

#21378117
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31932) - you deserved it (3527)

On 03/19/2015 at 11:53pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML

#21371084
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (90) - you deserved it (2493)

On 03/09/2015 at 9:55am - love - by generic_name123 - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML

#21367600
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31901) - you deserved it (6693)

On 03/03/2015 at 9:35pm - misc - by notdrivinganytimesoon (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend said she was going to start appreciating the little things in life. She's starting with my penis. FML

#21364983
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34114) - you deserved it (4956)

On 02/28/2015 at 12:03am - intimacy - by FreshDonuts (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up because we got into a fight over what color that confusing black and blue and white and gold dress was. FML

#21364239
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31636) - you deserved it (23)

On 02/26/2015 at 10:07pm - love - by confused - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I worked my boyfriend's shift so he could stay home. I even brought him the free meal I got for helping out. Turns out he wanted to stay home so badly to cheat on me. FML

#21362681
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37379) - you deserved it (2574)

On 02/24/2015 at 4:07pm - intimacy - by xxruby - United States (Texas)

Today, I was off from school because of an extremely bad barking cough. My neighbours called the police because apparently my cough sounds like someone torturing an animal. FML

#21359104
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29372) - you deserved it (1944)

On 02/19/2015 at 8:46am - animals - by Animal cruelty (man) - Australia



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