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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 17 April 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 274
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Traeeee : Uh, I honestly . Idk what to put in here, I'll edit it eventually. If you view my profile, message me. unless you're a guy haha.

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Visits<b>Journiexo</b> - the 10/17/2014 at 9:01pm<b>aminah_sc</b> - the 10/12/2014 at 6:07am<b>miaaxoxxo</b> - the 10/10/2014 at 12:55am<b>Jeeper4Life</b> - the 10/05/2014 at 11:32pm<b>jsjelly07</b> - the 10/05/2014 at 12:34am<b>angelk19</b> - the 09/29/2014 at 3:39pm<b>Faithilicious123</b> - the 09/21/2014 at 10:57pm<b>isaac_llama01</b> - the 09/21/2014 at 10:33am<b>chiefsmalls</b> - the 09/03/2014 at 9:52pm<b>depressed_child</b> - the 08/28/2014 at 3:54pm<b>abylenee_</b> - the 08/23/2014 at 9:08pm<b>Zero_TAlent_</b> - the 07/31/2014 at 12:30am<b>the_Jessicaaa</b> - the 07/20/2014 at 2:23am<b>PoptartsKid</b> - the 07/07/2014 at 3:16am<b>Cherryta</b> - the 06/27/2014 at 2:10pm<b>ggoos</b> - the 06/23/2014 at 10:47am<b>EmsyyyRose13</b> - the 06/23/2014 at 3:27am<b>aa1717</b> - the 06/22/2014 at 2:27am

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Traeeee's favorite FMLs

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jerking off to what I thought was porn on his phone. He was actually beating it to Siri's voice. FML

#21280577
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30500) - you deserved it (3105)

On 10/18/2014 at 5:43pm - intimacy - by fizzie101 - United States (California)

Today, it's the first birthday of the condom in my pocket. FML

#21276832
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35013) - you deserved it (7031)

On 10/13/2014 at 10:15am - intimacy - by badplacerightnow (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I witnessed some greasy twat trying to chat a girl up by negging her, which is basically insulting a woman to lower her self-esteem so she's more likely to put out. "Goddamn negger", I muttered. "The fuck did you just say?!" yelled a black guy standing beside me. FML

#21275066
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30717) - you deserved it (14170)

On 10/10/2014 at 4:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML

#21271608
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35019) - you deserved it (15727)

On 10/05/2014 at 10:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, a girl puked on me. No warnings, nothing. She just threw up on me, then walked off like nothing even happened. FML

#21271247
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38646) - you deserved it (2481)

On 10/05/2014 at 1:48pm - health - by Eww - United States (Oregon)

Today, we had a meeting at my job and we had to introduce new ideas to our boss. Earlier, I was talking to one of my close friends who also attended the meeting about my idea. As we start the meeting, she decides to steal my idea and take complete credit for it. My boss loves "her" idea. FML

#21265023
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36478) - you deserved it (5810)

On 09/25/2014 at 8:18am - work - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, while on the bus, a friendly-looking guy smiled at me, so I smiled back. He then pointed at my teeth and said, "You gonna get those fixed, or just keep them as a conversation starter?" FML

Today, I was home sick and playing with my dog. I suddenly felt the urge to throw up, so I sprinted to the bathroom. My dog thought this was an invitation to chase me and tackle me to the floor. FML

#21259489
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32788) - you deserved it (3190)

On 09/16/2014 at 2:46pm - animals - by furryfriend (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I came home early to surprise my wife. No, it's not what you're thinking: I didn't find her cheating on me. She wasn't even home, but my dad was. He'd used his spare key and was on my sofa, drinking my beer and watching my TV. The first words out of his mouth? "Your beer's shit." FML

#21253167
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36647) - you deserved it (3558)

On 09/06/2014 at 5:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, while finally about to make love with my long term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML

#21249014
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44486) - you deserved it (4468)

On 08/31/2014 at 11:14am - intimacy - by anon - United States (Texas)

Today, my brother told my 3 year old son that cool kids call their parents by their real names. This wouldn't be half as bad if he hadn't also convinced my son that my real name was Satan. FML

#21247749
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39163) - you deserved it (3447)

On 08/29/2014 at 8:35am - kids - by Amithatevil - Japan (Kanagawa)

Today, my boyfriend called me in tears, convinced that he found me in a porn video online. It wasn't me. And when I finally got him to give me the web address, I too started crying at the realization of how fat he thinks I am. FML

#21243572
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48100) - you deserved it (4322)

On 08/23/2014 at 2:26am - intimacy - by confidence taken - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I went to a baseball game with my girlfriend's dad. I got a boner when they sang the anthem, because that's what I sing in my head when having sex with his daughter so I last longer. FML

#21240482
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43989) - you deserved it (16392)

On 08/18/2014 at 12:39pm - intimacy - by embarrassed - United States (New York)

Today, I had a rough day and was extremely tired. I took a nap on the couch, and woke up to a guy robbing my house. I pretended I was still sleeping, waiting a chance to grab him or run out safely. I ended up falling back asleep. FML

#21219246
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41559) - you deserved it (21389)

On 07/24/2014 at 11:59am - misc - by FML - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had to check up on a 400-pound inmate who was very upset about being locked up. When I got to his cell, he threw one of his own turds at me through the bars. I took a hit. FML

#21214798
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48215) - you deserved it (3776)

On 07/20/2014 at 1:23am - work - by Anonymous - United States



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