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TrackGirl19

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 10 July 1935 (79 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 8442
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About TrackGirl19 : "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind," -Dr. Seuss

▫My name's Brooke.
▫I play video games such as minecraft, Uncharted, the Last of Us, Sims {message for user if you'd like to play sometime :P}
▫I run cross country and track for my school
▫Psychology intrigues me
▫I enjoy rollerblading
▫I have 2 cats and a dog
▫Animal lover (except spiders and creepy crawlies)
▫I watch a lot of House and Law and Order.
▫I lovee OITNB!
▫Some music I like include The Script, Daughtry, Nickelback, Bruno Mars, Bon Jovi, Eminem, Five For Fighting, Aerosmith, and many many more.▫Feel free to message me if you'd like to know anything else, or just talk :P
*PS4 user :)

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TrackGirl19's favorite FMLs

Today, I made an excuse and didn't turn up at work. Little did I know my boss did the same. We both bumped into each other at the shopping centre across town. FML

#21185382
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40035) - you deserved it (24097)

On 06/23/2014 at 2:11pm - work - by AGB10 - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, my older brother managed to convince my younger sister that she's actually a boy, and that she'll soon be getting a penis in the mail, which she excitedly told everyone she could. He convinced me of the exact same thing as well several years ago. FML

#21174074
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45318) - you deserved it (6506)

On 06/14/2014 at 2:42am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I told my 4-year-old neighbor that I'm pregnant. His response was to attack me with a stick "for swallowing a baby." Three people had to pull him off. FML

#21145558
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45924) - you deserved it (5300)

On 05/19/2014 at 8:00pm - kids - by Baby eater - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I had to call a plumber out, because my idiot daughter clogged the pipes while trying to flush a hamburger down the toilet. FML

#21142903
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39672) - you deserved it (6526)

On 05/17/2014 at 1:30pm - misc - by her mom raised her (man) - Mexico

Today, I was hosting my daughter's thirteenth birthday party. One parent decided to stay at my house, the only parent to do so. The entire night she critiqued every decision I made, from the films to the cake. When it was time to open presents, her kid was the only one without one. FML

#21141320
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48308) - you deserved it (4016)

On 05/15/2014 at 11:15pm - kids - by madbirthdaymomma (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I woke up to somebody shaking my shoulder. I had slept over at a friend's house, so I assumed my friend was just fooling around. With my head under the pillow, I swung my hand at his face then gave him the finger. Turns out, my friend left for basketball and I had slept in. It was his mom. FML

#21141244
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40242) - you deserved it (17032)

On 05/15/2014 at 10:34pm - misc - by NickJJ - Canada (Ontario)

Today, one of my year 9 students finished the test an hour early. He decided to spend the time by "stealthily" whacking off. His entire desk was shaking in a silent room. FML

Today, I received yet another rejection letter from a college I'd applied to. After crying for a week about how lousy I felt, my older sister gave me all 6 of the acceptance letters she'd been hiding. Turns out she's been forging rejection letters and keeping the real ones in her room. FML

#21140332
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67122) - you deserved it (4958)

On 05/15/2014 at 1:40am - misc - by livingamongtheflowers - United States

Today, I'm moving. While packing, I realized I hadn't seen my cat in a few hours. I called her and realized she was inside one of the hundreds of boxes in my house. I accidentally packed my cat. FML

#21139824
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42214) - you deserved it (15798)

On 05/14/2014 at 4:43pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch, looking confused. He explained to me that he had attached a prom proposal note to his pet rabbit, and let it inside my house to find me. We went looking for said rabbit, and found my dog halfway through eating it. FML

#21136990
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52768) - you deserved it (4920)

On 05/11/2014 at 6:49pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was bored at work, so I started browsing the Internet. While I was on my Facebook page, my boss tagged me in a status: "I've been standing behind you for ten minutes." FML

#21134321
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22266) - you deserved it (46279)

On 05/08/2014 at 7:46pm - work - by notbrowsingnow (man) - United States

Today, it's five days until my wedding and I still can't tell my bride apart from her twin sister. They share clothes, have the same haircut, and they even take turns flirting with me to "catch me off guard" because they think it's hilarious to trick me. I'm scared I'll marry the wrong one. FML

#21133982
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63956) - you deserved it (8110)

On 05/08/2014 at 9:55am - love - by STOP (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while working at Home Depot, a customer tried to engage me in a conversation about which gardening tool would "hypothetically" be the best to kill his wife with. FML

#21132614
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43602) - you deserved it (3532)

On 05/06/2014 at 6:47pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, while I was making dinner, my husband argued that our new dog has intelligence issues, and we should give him away. I angrily defended the poor thing, and had almost won, until the dog walked over and licked the inside of the hot oven door. FML

#21126864
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42595) - you deserved it (5562)

On 04/30/2014 at 1:17am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my guide dog sneezed so hard that it slammed its head on the floor and knocked itself out. I have to trust this dog with my life. FML

#21117679
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51796) - you deserved it (4533)

On 04/20/2014 at 12:03am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Idaho)



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