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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 10 July 2000 (15 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 11396
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About TrackGirl19 : "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind," -Dr. Seuss

▫My name's Brooke.
▫In love with an amazing guy 2/11/14 💘
▫I play video games such as minecraft, Uncharted, the Last of Us, Sims, FarCry4, and MKX {message for user if you'd like to play sometime :P}
▫Black Ops III
▫I run cross country and track for my school
▫I enjoy rollerblading
▫I have 3 cats and a dog
▫Animal lover (except spiders and creepy crawlies)
▫I watch a lot of House and Law and Order.
▫I love OITNB!
▫Feel free to message me if you'd like to know anything else, or just talk :P
*PS4 user :)

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TrackGirl19's favorite FMLs

Today, I was browsing the People of Walmart site, chuckling at all the weirdos on there, when I came across a picture of my mom. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53776) - you deserved it (7562)

On 07/19/2014 at 6:38pm - misc - by Death By Parent (woman) - United States

Today, on the bus, a little boy gave me the dirtiest look, pointed at my pregnant stomach, and menacingly said, "I know what you did." FML


I agree, your life sucks (54759) - you deserved it (7409)

On 07/11/2014 at 7:03am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was interviewing a woman for a job. She told me that she may need days off because of her artistic son. I jokingly replied, "Does he color on the walls or something?" She then stared at me with a weird look on her face. Autistic, her son is autistic. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40996) - you deserved it (21263)

On 07/10/2014 at 6:17pm - work - by dammit hearing aid - United States (Iowa)

Today, I almost got fired from work because a customer complained that I "threw up gang signs" at him. I was blocking the sun from my eyes. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44603) - you deserved it (3306)

On 07/08/2014 at 12:26am - work - by MaddyN - United States (Oregon)

Today, I went on a job interview. The interviewer said it all went well, but he can't hire me because I've got a nose piercing, and that type of "image" isn't the kind they're looking for in their employees. This is the guy who had a full sleeve tattoo. FML


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On 07/06/2014 at 2:06pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my little sister started freaking out, because she was playing with some white-out eraser and got some on her finger. She started crying inconsolably because she thought her entire finger was going to disappear. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41372) - you deserved it (4367)

On 07/04/2014 at 3:41pm - kids - by neryc (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my sister was upset because she felt like no one liked her. Without thinking, I replied, "It's okay. If I acted like you, people would probably hate me, too." This sounded sympathetic in my head. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36443) - you deserved it (22996)

On 07/01/2014 at 5:57pm - misc - by wiifantcso (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I sped off down the road, then realized to my horror that my cat was clinging to the roof of the car. FML

Today, my wife has a bruise on her cheek from a nasty trip while practicing her yoga. She now thinks it's hilarious to flinch in public when I get near her, and keeps telling people she "walked into a door". I've gotten more dirty looks than I can count. FML


I agree, your life sucks (63865) - you deserved it (4970)

On 06/29/2014 at 1:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I came home and saw my cat all snuggled up with another cat on the sofa. I thought it was the cutest thing ever, until I remembered that I only have one cat. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45433) - you deserved it (5037)

On 06/28/2014 at 8:09pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I made an excuse and didn't turn up at work. Little did I know my boss did the same. We both bumped into each other at the shopping centre across town. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41182) - you deserved it (24782)

On 06/23/2014 at 2:11pm - work - by AGB10 - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, my older brother managed to convince my younger sister that she's actually a boy, and that she'll soon be getting a penis in the mail, which she excitedly told everyone she could. He convinced me of the exact same thing as well several years ago. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47404) - you deserved it (6781)

On 06/14/2014 at 2:42am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I told my 4-year-old neighbor that I'm pregnant. His response was to attack me with a stick "for swallowing a baby." Three people had to pull him off. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49315) - you deserved it (5638)

On 05/19/2014 at 8:00pm - kids - by Baby eater - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I had to call a plumber out, because my idiot daughter clogged the pipes while trying to flush a hamburger down the toilet. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41750) - you deserved it (6774)

On 05/17/2014 at 1:30pm - misc - by her mom raised her (man) - Mexico

Today, I was hosting my daughter's thirteenth birthday party. One parent decided to stay at my house, the only parent to do so. The entire night she critiqued every decision I made, from the films to the cake. When it was time to open presents, her kid was the only one without one. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50245) - you deserved it (4174)

On 05/15/2014 at 11:15pm - kids - by madbirthdaymomma (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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