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TrackGirl19

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TrackGirl19

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 10 July 1935 (79 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3259
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About TrackGirl19 : "Quiet people have the loudest minds" -Stephen Hawking.
▫My name's Brooke.
▫I play video games such as minecraft and black ops II {message for user if you'd like to play sometime :P}
▫I spend my spare time playing sports with my friends, running, and listening to music.
▫I hope to someday pursue a career in criminal justice.
▫I enjoy rollerblading.
▫I have 3 cats and a dog.
▫Animal lover (except spiders and creepy crawlies)
▫I watch a lot of House and Law and Order. ▫Happily taken by the most wonderful guy in the world ❤
▫My current series obsessions are "Finding Carter" and "Rush."
▫I usually have a difficult time picking favorite things but one thing is for certain, my favorite band is Daughtry :)
▫Feel free to message me if you'd like to know anything else (within reason) or just chat about life's ups and downs.
*PS3 user :) XBOX SUCKS.

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TrackGirl19's favorite FMLs

Today, I sped off down the road, then realized to my horror that my cat was clinging to the roof of the car. FML

Today, my wife has a bruise on her cheek from a nasty trip while practicing her yoga. She now thinks it's hilarious to flinch in public when I get near her, and keeps telling people she "walked into a door". I've gotten more dirty looks than I can count. FML

#21192543
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59769) - you deserved it (4619)

On 06/29/2014 at 1:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I came home and saw my cat all snuggled up with another cat on the sofa. I thought it was the cutest thing ever, until I remembered that I only have one cat. FML

#21191841
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41613) - you deserved it (4602)

On 06/28/2014 at 8:09pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I made an excuse and didn't turn up at work. Little did I know my boss did the same. We both bumped into each other at the shopping centre across town. FML

#21185382
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38595) - you deserved it (23200)

On 06/23/2014 at 2:11pm - work - by AGB10 - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, my older brother managed to convince my younger sister that she's actually a boy, and that she'll soon be getting a penis in the mail, which she excitedly told everyone she could. He convinced me of the exact same thing as well several years ago. FML

#21174074
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43622) - you deserved it (6278)

On 06/14/2014 at 2:42am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I told my 4-year-old neighbor that I'm pregnant. His response was to attack me with a stick "for swallowing a baby." Three people had to pull him off. FML

#21145558
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45657) - you deserved it (5280)

On 05/19/2014 at 8:00pm - kids - by Baby eater - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I had to call a plumber out, because my idiot daughter clogged the pipes while trying to flush a hamburger down the toilet. FML

#21142903
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39098) - you deserved it (6445)

On 05/17/2014 at 1:30pm - misc - by her mom raised her (man) - Mexico

Today, I was hosting my daughter's thirteenth birthday party. One parent decided to stay at my house, the only parent to do so. The entire night she critiqued every decision I made, from the films to the cake. When it was time to open presents, her kid was the only one without one. FML

#21141320
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46836) - you deserved it (3880)

On 05/15/2014 at 11:15pm - kids - by madbirthdaymomma (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I woke up to somebody shaking my shoulder. I had slept over at a friend's house, so I assumed my friend was just fooling around. With my head under the pillow, I swung my hand at his face then gave him the finger. Turns out, my friend left for basketball and I had slept in. It was his mom. FML

#21141244
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38911) - you deserved it (16473)

On 05/15/2014 at 10:34pm - misc - by NickJJ - Canada (Ontario)

Today, one of my year 9 students finished the test an hour early. He decided to spend the time by "stealthily" whacking off. His entire desk was shaking in a silent room. FML

Today, I received yet another rejection letter from a college I'd applied to. After crying for a week about how lousy I felt, my older sister gave me all 6 of the acceptance letters she'd been hiding. Turns out she's been forging rejection letters and keeping the real ones in her room. FML

#21140332
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66787) - you deserved it (4942)

On 05/15/2014 at 1:40am - misc - by livingamongtheflowers - United States

Today, I'm moving. While packing, I realized I hadn't seen my cat in a few hours. I called her and realized she was inside one of the hundreds of boxes in my house. I accidentally packed my cat. FML

#21139824
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41029) - you deserved it (15309)

On 05/14/2014 at 4:43pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch, looking confused. He explained to me that he had attached a prom proposal note to his pet rabbit, and let it inside my house to find me. We went looking for said rabbit, and found my dog halfway through eating it. FML

#21136990
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51910) - you deserved it (4834)

On 05/11/2014 at 6:49pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was bored at work, so I started browsing the Internet. While I was on my Facebook page, my boss tagged me in a status: "I've been standing behind you for ten minutes." FML

#21134321
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22197) - you deserved it (46093)

On 05/08/2014 at 7:46pm - work - by notbrowsingnow (man) - United States

Today, it's five days until my wedding and I still can't tell my bride apart from her twin sister. They share clothes, have the same haircut, and they even take turns flirting with me to "catch me off guard" because they think it's hilarious to trick me. I'm scared I'll marry the wrong one. FML

#21133982
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63539) - you deserved it (8082)

On 05/08/2014 at 9:55am - love - by STOP (man) - Australia (New South Wales)



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