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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 7 July 1935 (79 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 6720
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About TrackGirl19 : "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind," -Dr. Seuss

▫My name's Brooke.
▫I play video games such as minecraft, bo2, Sims {message for user if you'd like to play sometime :P}
▫I run cross country and track for my school
▫Psychology intrigues me
▫I enjoy rollerblading
▫I have 2 cats and a dog
▫Animal lover (except spiders and creepy crawlies)
▫I watch a lot of House and Law and Order.
▫I lovee OITNB!
▫Some music I like include The Script, Daughtry, Nickelback, Bruno Mars, Bon Jovi, Eminem, Five For Fighting, Aerosmith, and many many more.▫Feel free to message me if you'd like to know anything else, or just talk :P
*PS3 user :) XBOX SUCKS.

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TrackGirl19's favorite FMLs

Today, my coworker pointed to our nervous new intern and asked who he was. I jokingly said, "Can't you tell? He's our new slave." I then quickly realized how bad that sounded, given the intern is black. FML

#21327404
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26602) - you deserved it (15579)

On 12/30/2014 at 8:39pm - work - by smooth - United States

Today, my mother-in-law gave me a toaster and a fork as a wedding gift. FML

#21318970
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31679) - you deserved it (2842)

On 12/17/2014 at 2:35am - love - by monster in law. - United States

Today, I bought my cat a fun toy at the one of a kind craft show. It has catnip in it, which he loves. He flipped out, so I took it away. He won't stop trying to break into the cupboard I put it in. My cat has a drug problem. FML

#21310320
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27607) - you deserved it (4703)

On 12/02/2014 at 7:56pm - animals - by allykat - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while driving to my daughter's wedding, the person behind us kept laying on her horn and yelling every time I stopped for a red light. That person was my wife. Sadly I'm too whipped to stand up to her and spent the whole drive pretending not to hear my passengers snickering at me. FML

#21299484
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25401) - you deserved it (7133)

On 11/15/2014 at 10:23am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my father picked me up from the police academy I'm attending, and got caught speeding. The officer was my drill instructor, and I had to do push-ups on the side of the highway. FML

#21297310
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34548) - you deserved it (4398)

On 11/11/2014 at 10:16pm - misc - by Xx_DEXIJOKER_xX - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boss asked about the mass of deep scratches on my arm. I lied and told him it happened while I was trying to save my cat from a tree. Truth is, my cat is a sadistic asshole who stalks me and mauls me whenever he can. FML

#21286814
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31523) - you deserved it (4973)

On 10/28/2014 at 3:40am - animals - by thewrittenrebel - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, I was woken up by my dog touching my foot, so I tried to push it away. Then I realized that I'd kicked my girlfriend in the face. FML

#21282367
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34161) - you deserved it (7122)

On 10/21/2014 at 11:49am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my 7-year-old used the word "crap". When I told her that she mustn't use that word because it's rude, she simply replied, "Mother, you should hear the words I use at school." FML

#21281207
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30276) - you deserved it (4772)

On 10/19/2014 at 4:58pm - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, my 9-year-old daughter was acting out and wouldn't do her homework. I told her that if she didn't study, she wouldn't get her acceptance letter from Hogwarts. She looked into my eyes, straight through to my soul and said, "Hogwarts isn't real, retard." FML

#21280509
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34314) - you deserved it (12280)

On 10/18/2014 at 3:29pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my taxi driver kept falling asleep and swerving off the road, so I asked him if he was okay. He stopped and burst out sobbing about the long hours he had to do after his divorce and his wife taking all he had. Long story short, I ended up driving him home and getting a taxi from his place. FML

#21273346
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38716) - you deserved it (3088)

On 10/08/2014 at 5:01am - misc - by rockytrolley - Cyprus

Today, my sister told me about her upcoming trip to Mexico. I asked her how she was going to do anything without knowing any Spanish. She told me she's "just going to read their lips". FML

#21272968
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31659) - you deserved it (2526)

On 10/07/2014 at 6:15pm - misc - by epic174 - United States

Today, my loving five-year-old daughter started singing Christmas carols again. Ones that she made up herself, of course. Including "Walking in a fucking wonderland" and "Rudolph the red nosed asshole". FML

Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML

#21267650
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42946) - you deserved it (3830)

On 09/29/2014 at 12:48pm - health - by impure - United States

Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He told me one of my lights was busted, and I couldn't help but point out that one of his was out too. He said, "Thanks, I'll get that fixed right away." then gave me a ticket. FML

#21267623
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36770) - you deserved it (5697)

On 09/29/2014 at 11:42am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was asked to order a new lockable cash tin for work. When my boss returned to ask which one I'd selected, I said, "An 8-inch black one". Her giggle said it all. FML

#21265697
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30934) - you deserved it (5764)

On 09/26/2014 at 9:03am - work - by dicksonthebrain (woman) - United Kingdom



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