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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 10 July 2000 (15 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 10994
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About TrackGirl19 : "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind," -Dr. Seuss

▫My name's Brooke.
▫I'm in love with an amaaazing guy ;D
▫I play video games such as minecraft, Uncharted, the Last of Us, Sims, FarCry4, and MKX {message for user if you'd like to play sometime :P}
▫I run cross country and track for my school
▫Psychology intrigues me
▫I enjoy rollerblading
▫I have 2 cats and a dog
▫Animal lover (except spiders and creepy crawlies)
▫I watch a lot of House and Law and Order.
▫I lovee OITNB!
▫Some music I like include The Script, Daughtry, Nickelback, Bruno Mars, Bon Jovi, Eminem, Five For Fighting, Aerosmith, and many many more.▫Feel free to message me if you'd like to know anything else, or just talk :P
*PS4 user :)

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TrackGirl19's favorite FMLs

Today, my class was called to the auditorium. We were told that some asshat proctor took a picture of our testing room during out test and posted it on Facebook. Someone noticed that according to the rules, we were sitting too close to each other, so now we have to retake the whole test. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28529) - you deserved it (2126)

On 06/02/2015 at 9:13am - misc - by Donewithit (man) - United States (California)

Today, my daughter cried for ages after finding out that Nick Amaro was written out of Law and Order: SVU. She barely reacted when I told her that her mom and I are getting a divorce. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25246) - you deserved it (3259)

On 05/28/2015 at 11:40am - misc - by svunimportant - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was looking at old pictures with my mom and saw one of myself crying in kindergarten. I asked why I was crying. She said that was the day a boy kissed me on the cheek, and I thought I'd gotten pregnant. She then decided to give me the sex talk. FML


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On 05/26/2015 at 11:40am - intimacy - by shitty shit - United States (Indiana)

Today, I realized that my new haircut makes me look like a movie star. Not Scarlett Johansson, no. I look like Lord Farquaad. FML

Today, my little sister filled the huge house I spent over a week building in Minecraft with TNT. She then demanded I give her all the money in my wallet, or she'd blow it all up. She's now $86.25 richer, and my parents think it's too hilarious to make her give me my money back. FML


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On 04/24/2015 at 11:23pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, in a crowded doctor's waiting room, my two-year-old daughter let a loud fart rip. I asked her, "What do we say?" She replied, "IT'S ME!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (29704) - you deserved it (4475) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/23/2015 at 8:27am - kids - by bleue - France (Midi-Pyrenees)

Today, I found out just how much my dog likes ice-cream when she tackled a little girl at a park for hers. FML

Today, while discussing my grades with my mother, she told me that when she was my age she was dumb but hardworking, and my dad was lazy but very smart. She then added, "You managed to get the worst out of each of us." FML


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On 03/10/2015 at 8:19pm - misc - by Daughter of the year - Brazil (Rio de Janeiro)

Today, my grandma rushed into my work and told my manager I had to leave due to a family emergency. Panicked, I ran to get my stuff and ran to the car. When I asked what had happened, she replied, "I needed someone to go see 50 Shades of Grey with me." FML


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On 02/13/2015 at 8:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while watching a clip of the show "16 and Pregnant" on YouTube in my room, my mom yelled from the kitchen that dinner was ready. Without skipping a beat, I yelled back, "I'm pregnant!" I'm a guy. FML

Today, my young daughter came up to me, grabbed my face and said, "I'm putting you in the garbage." When I laughed and asked why, she looked me dead in the eye and said, "You are trash." FML


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On 01/30/2015 at 12:41pm - kids - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, my coworker pointed to our nervous new intern and asked who he was. I jokingly said, "Can't you tell? He's our new slave." I then quickly realized how bad that sounded, given the intern is black. FML


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On 12/30/2014 at 8:39pm - work - by smooth - United States

Today, my mother-in-law gave me a toaster and a fork as a wedding gift. FML


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On 12/17/2014 at 2:35am - love - by monster in law. - United States

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