About TraceCase_ : I'm just a city girl...born and raised in East Detroit...I took the midnight train goin' anywhere...
Then eventually, for some crazy reason, I came back.
Most of the time you might call me lame. I read and watch a lot of movies, but when conned into a night out, I do know how to party in style.
I think FML is funny as shit, as are many of the comments I read. Some really worry me. I'm thinking about building some sort of a school, like a center maybe, for kids who can't read good ;)
Overall, I'm pretty stinking nice and laid back. I'd like to believe I'm open minded and willing to see another's perspective, but we might still have to agree to disagree.
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Today, after rolling my car on the highway, I witnessed several people stop and get out of their cars to take pictures. No one asked if I was okay, and I was the one who had to call 911 for myself. FML
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On 07/28/2012 at 5:56am - health - by Insomniac (woman) - United States (Alaska)
Today, while bussing at my restaurant job, I felt a cold, wet animal slither down my leg. I started shrieking loudly and dancing dementedly to get it off, and everyone in the restaurant turned to stare. Then I realized there was a hole in my pocket and some quarters had slid out down my leg. FML
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On 07/23/2012 at 11:41am - work - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my daughter told me that she wanted to live with her father because they have a faster internet connection. FML
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On 07/01/2012 at 12:00pm - kids - by grrr1234 -
Today, I discovered my cat's favorite hobby: sitting butthole-first on my favorite makeup brush. FML
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On 06/30/2012 at 4:10am - misc - by audreyav - United States (Oregon)
Today, my dog was licking the dishes in the dishwasher when his collar got stuck on it. Then he got scared of the dishwasher rack following him and ran away really fast. Now I have no dishes. FML
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On 06/28/2012 at 1:20am - animals - by lala8940 - United States
Today, after a very painful mouth surgery, I went home to take a nap. Then my nose started bleeding, so I stuck a tissue in it and fell asleep. When I woke up, I was so high from painkillers that when I saw the tissue, I thought it was a ghost. I screamed so loud I burst a stitch. FML
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On 06/07/2012 at 2:12pm - health - by LaurenB (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, I wore my new Brazilian thong bikini to the pool for the first time. I was lying face down feeling so sexy, until flies started buzzing my butt. FML
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On 03/25/2012 at 11:34am - misc - by BookBabe (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend was flying his toy helicopter at my head. It got stuck in my hair and I now have a bald patch. FML
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On 01/29/2012 at 1:31am - misc - by honey soy - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I drove into a cluster of dustbins thanks to my dozy cat who'd managed to get into my car, fall asleep, and wake up while I was driving to work. I lost control when I was startled by him staring at me in the rear-view mirror. FML
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On 01/18/2012 at 6:30am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Australia
Today, I asked a waiter at a restaurant if I could go in the kitchen to compliment the chef. She turned out to be really pretty, so trying to be cool, I leaned back onto what I thought was a table. It turned out to be a stove, and my shirt caught fire. FML
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On 01/08/2012 at 8:51pm - love - by Tiana - United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via the medium of free-style rapping. FML
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On 12/17/2011 at 12:03pm - love - by Emily - United States (Indiana)
Today, my 7-year-old daughter came up to me in a noisy mall and said "boo-boo" pointing to her hand. Not paying enough attention, I kissed her hand to make her feel better. She grimaced and said "No dad, bird poo." FML
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On 12/16/2011 at 4:08am - kids - by Oily (man) - New Zealand (Waikato)
Today, my coworker friend told me she was going to the restroom. Soon after, I did the same. Once in the stall, I could smell a stench emanating from the next one. I yelled, "Ew, you stinky bitch" and sprayed air freshener under the partition. As I left the stall, my friend walked into the restroom. FML
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On 12/11/2011 at 11:46pm - work - by stinky (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I farted in front of my husband for the first time in 26 years. He told our kids over email, and now they won't shut up about it. FML
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On 12/05/2011 at 1:13am - health - by lol (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)
Today, my mom, who is relatively new to Facebook, posted on her friend's wall, telling her about her recent diagnosis of vaginal thrush. She assumed that her wall post was private. Six of my friends liked the post. FML
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On 12/03/2011 at 6:23am - intimacy - by djkimmaz - United Kingdom (Cheshire)
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