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About TrAnSpOrTeR : cool,athletic,funny and perfectionist

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Today, I went on my first date in a long time. We went to see "New Moon." After the girl stole my hat, I grabbed her phone. While trying to get it back, she held a lighter to me, threatening me. Next thing I know my beard is on fire, so not only did I have to sit through horrible acting, I got burnt. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32071) - you deserved it (12010)

On 12/01/2009 at 12:00am - love - by toastedguy (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my date kissed me after our second date. The way he leaned towards my mouth was very romantic. He's pretty tall, so I stretched myself as high as possible to make the kiss as passionate as possible. That's how I ended up belching into his mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30115) - you deserved it (9107)

On 11/27/2009 at 6:23pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)



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