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Today, my drunken feminazi mother shouted to me at the top of her lungs, "All men are fucking assholes, and your new husband is no different!" during our wedding reception. All he did was ask her how she liked the salmon. FML


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On 05/10/2015 at 2:00am - misc - by How's the salmon? - United States

Today, it's been almost a week since I returned from my vacation to Ireland. Before I rarely drank. Now I'm pretty sure I'm an alcoholic. You might think I'm joking, but I've woken up hungover every day since I landed there. I basically paid to kill my liver and become AA's next poster child. FML


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On 08/25/2014 at 12:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML


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On 11/01/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

Today, I found out that I was not adopted and in fact my parents are my biological parents. How did I find out? Over dinner. How long have I been believing I was adopted? 22 years. Why did I start believing I was adopted? My siblings thought it would be a funny joke. My mom played along. FML


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