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Tpracingkg

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 April 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 10709
  • Number of comments : 57
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Tpracingkg : Diabetes is hell

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Today, thanks to a new form of birth control, I've now been having my period non-stop for six weeks. FML

#20022564
349 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38631) - you deserved it (4227)

On 08/15/2012 at 1:08pm - health - by theflow (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my girlfriend, who I've loved and dated for over a year, confessed that she's actually straight as an arrow. All this time, she's basically been using me as an accessory to enhance her "social status" and make her guy friends horny. FML

#20013891
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37565) - you deserved it (4622)

On 08/10/2012 at 6:06pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Thailand (Krung Thep)

Today, while getting ready to go to bed, I told my boyfriend that I feel depressed due to the lack of intimacy in our relationship. His response was to roll over, fall asleep, and send a deadly fart my way. FML

#19990004
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22023) - you deserved it (3288)

On 07/29/2012 at 12:25am - love - by Anonymous - Denmark (Sjelland)

Today, my husband and I were watching Lord of the Rings. My husband told me he sees the eye of Sauron every time he goes down on me. FML

#19986172
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24970) - you deserved it (3578)

On 07/26/2012 at 10:13pm - intimacy - by LOTRfail (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went to a coffee shop with my friend. The guy rang her up and said it was only a dollar as he winked at her $10 purchase. Then he rang me up at completely full price. She got his number and I got to be the ugly friend once again. FML

#19948524
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30452) - you deserved it (3390)

On 07/17/2012 at 2:09am - misc - by theuglyfriend (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up from a sexy dream about my boyfriend. Too bad I'd fallen asleep in my living room with my whole family over, grandma included. They were all staring. I'd been sleep humping and moaning. FML

#19749862
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36693) - you deserved it (6190)

On 06/07/2012 at 1:41pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my apartment was robbed by my landlord. Her logic? "I own the building, and therefore everything in it." That TV cost more than my rent. FML

#19572629
272 comments

Today, I played a game with my boyfriend. The point of the game is to write down everything you like about someone. I put down at least ten things for him. He had one thing down for me: my boobs. FML

#19469984
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24966) - you deserved it (5524)

On 04/15/2012 at 12:24am - intimacy - by Were do we go... - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years texted me saying "I can't wait to f*ck later." I replied saying, "Couldn't we just spend time together?" Her response was, "What are you, a girl?" FML

#19453436
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18480) - you deserved it (47714)

On 04/12/2012 at 12:06am - intimacy - by girly (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my girlfriend decided to pleasure me with a handjob. It was incredibly painful because she didn't understand that my foreskin isn't as flexible as she thought it to be. I didn't have the heart to tell her to stop until she asked, "Is it supposed to turn this color?" FML

#19336672
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28090) - you deserved it (10561)

On 03/24/2012 at 1:30am - intimacy - by purple - United States (Texas)

Today, my new boyfriend asked why it takes me so long to reach orgasm. I didn't have the heart to tell him that he's never even given me one. FML

#19311891
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29336) - you deserved it (6321)

On 03/20/2012 at 1:11am - intimacy - by Jen (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had a nasty cough, but I went to college anyway. When I walked into class, I could practically smell menstrual blood in the air. After a few coughs, our instructor gave me an "Oh, shut up!" After half an hour, she kicked me out for not "taking the class seriously". FML

#19290632
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23673) - you deserved it (7761)

On 03/16/2012 at 10:21pm - misc - by danny5191 (man) - United Kingdom (Southampton)

Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML

#19146778
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14482) - you deserved it (33561)

On 02/23/2012 at 3:25pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML

#19039187
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29045) - you deserved it (6946)

On 02/10/2012 at 12:40am - misc - by Jarryd - Australia

Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML

#18976256
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55187) - you deserved it (3414)

On 02/02/2012 at 1:00pm - love - by kingpig (woman) - Sweden (Skane Lan)



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