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ToxicSilence
  • Town/Country : Oshawaa, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 232
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ToxicSilence : foREVer
Music is my life,
A Day To Remember, Disturbed, Slipknot, The Beatles, Billy Talent, Avenged Sevenfold, Bring Me The Horizon, The Plot in You, and Pink Floyd.
How do I live without the ones I love?
Time still turns the pages of the book it's burned.
Place and time, always on my mind,
I have so much to say but you're so far away.
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Today, we finally got wireless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52825) - you deserved it (4073)

On 06/02/2011 at 5:45am - health - by meyo555 - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I had a mental breakdown after going through severe depression for several years. I told my boyfriend that everybody thinks I'm useless, to which he replied, "No you're not. You cook me good dinners." FML

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79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24135) - you deserved it (6760)

On 12/20/2009 at 5:40pm - health - by Suicidal (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, a little girl came up to me and said "Hi, my name is Lindsey, lets be friends!". I thought she was cute so I played along and said "Okay! My name is Jen!" Her Reply: "Wait, nevermind, I don't want to be friends anymore. You smell funny." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44042) - you deserved it (11261)

On 05/17/2009 at 12:33am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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