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ToxicSilence
  • Town/Country : Oshawaa, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 239
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ToxicSilence : foREVer
Music is my life,
A Day To Remember, Disturbed, Slipknot, The Beatles, Billy Talent, Avenged Sevenfold, Bring Me The Horizon, The Plot in You, and Pink Floyd.
How do I live without the ones I love?
Time still turns the pages of the book it's burned.
Place and time, always on my mind,
I have so much to say but you're so far away.
kik me CameronNatashaa

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ToxicSilence's favorite FMLs

Today, we finally got wireless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML

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342 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52849) - you deserved it (4073)

On 06/02/2011 at 5:45am - health - by meyo555 - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I had a mental breakdown after going through severe depression for several years. I told my boyfriend that everybody thinks I'm useless, to which he replied, "No you're not. You cook me good dinners." FML

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79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24139) - you deserved it (6760)

On 12/20/2009 at 5:40pm - health - by Suicidal (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, a little girl came up to me and said "Hi, my name is Lindsey, lets be friends!". I thought she was cute so I played along and said "Okay! My name is Jen!" Her Reply: "Wait, nevermind, I don't want to be friends anymore. You smell funny." FML

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86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44050) - you deserved it (11266)

On 05/17/2009 at 12:33am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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