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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 April 2001 (14 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1173
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Toughsky : The first picture is obviously a penguin. The second is a puzzle I finished. The third is a rainbow that appeared on my paper while I was reading.

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Visits<b>ncbeach22</b> - the 10/09/2015 at 1:57pm<b>unworthytomato</b> - the 09/27/2015 at 1:08pm<b>BunchieRules</b> - the 09/08/2015 at 12:40am<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 09/07/2015 at 11:40pm<b>TheOneAndOnly5</b> - the 09/07/2015 at 2:28am<b>pyromaniac9</b> - the 09/02/2015 at 2:14am<b>meganu</b> - the 08/31/2015 at 11:28pm<b>Immortal_Toaster</b> - the 08/28/2015 at 9:14am<b>insanecutie</b> - the 08/28/2015 at 2:15am<b>NozomiTojo</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 3:21am<b>Alyss4981</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 10:59pm<b>chaseafterwind82</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 2:10am<b>LadyLuck93</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 11:30pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 8:56am<b>ladyofdeath13</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 1:11am<b>Ari3l</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 9:43pm<b>ManUtdforlife</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 9:39pm<b>kovalsky</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 8:33pm

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Today, I learned that your crotch can just light up on the body scanner in the airport for no apparent reason; and when that happens, a thorough pat down of that area will be performed by a confused security officer. FML


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On 10/08/2015 at 10:06pm - misc - by Traveler (man) -

Today, I found out what mouse intestines squashed against my bare feet feels like. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24484) - you deserved it (2451)

On 08/04/2015 at 3:19pm - animals - by whydoihavecats - United Kingdom

Today, while working security at my job, for the second time, a man with Down's Syndrome entered the store, went to one of the demo computers, opened YouTube, pulled up a video of oiled women wrestling and jerked off. There is no protocol in the handbook for how to deal with this scenario. FML

Today, I watched a young shop assistant try her hardest to flirt with my 20-year-old son. When he continued to be totally oblivious, she outright invited him back to her flat. When he asked, "What for?" a piece of my soul died at how completely I have failed as a father. FML


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On 07/16/2015 at 6:21pm - kids - by anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I found out my mom recently stopped taking her medication. I came home to find she'd shot my dog because she thought he was possessed by the devil. FML


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On 07/15/2015 at 11:40am - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28368) - you deserved it (9091)

On 06/06/2015 at 5:11am - misc - by lehonX9 (man) - Germany (Niedersachsen)

Today, I found out that my family and friends all laugh and compare me to Spongebob behind my back. Why? Because I'm 37 and still can't pass my driver's test. FML


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On 04/11/2015 at 3:56am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out the fund-raiser my uncle ran to raise money for his cancer treatment was all a sham, that he doesn't even have cancer, and that the money was to fund a coke habit nobody knew he even had. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32282) - you deserved it (2206)

On 03/29/2015 at 9:33am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Philippines (Benguet)

Today, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea for weeks. He ended up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freaked out and panicked about what my parents would say. Then his laughter reminded me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML


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On 03/04/2015 at 10:03am - health - by actually just constipated.. and stupid - Tunisia

Today, I came home from work to find that my girlfriend had sold all of my N64 and Atari games and both the consoles and bought me a PS4 with the money. While I was standing there in shock, she kissed me on the cheek and said, "I know, I'm the greatest." FML


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On 02/22/2015 at 3:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, at the fast food joint I work at, I had to climb into the children's play area and chase out two horny teens who thought it was an appropriate place to stick their hands down each other's pants and fool around. I don't get paid enough for this shit. FML

Today, I realized my anger management has hit a new low when I screamed at a goose for being a goose. FML


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On 12/01/2014 at 11:38am - misc - by WickedLittleDoll - United States (North Carolina)

Today, as I was walking home from work, I got chased halfway home by a wolf. Yes, a wolf. I live in central Norway. FML


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On 10/31/2014 at 8:31am - animals - by noxiffic (man) - Norway (Rogaland)

Today, I walked in on my little brother making a Devil's trap so he could capture the demon he thinks is possessing my hamster. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34101) - you deserved it (3578)

On 10/29/2014 at 3:39pm - kids - by lexigan4 (woman) - United Kingdom

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