About Toughsky : The first picture is obviously a penguin. The second is a puzzle I finished. The third is a rainbow that appeared on my paper while I was reading.
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Toughsky's favorite FMLs
Today, as a dentist, I was performing simple tooth extraction when I realized that the X-ray was flipped the wrong way the whole time. I had to lie to the patient that the tooth that I accidently extracted needed to go as well. FML
by Anonymous / 06/28/2016 at 12:25am / Malaysia (Perak) / Work
by anonymous / 06/25/2016 at 4:03pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by meowymomma / 06/25/2016 at 3:21pm / United States / Intimacy
by not a shitty situation so fuck you / 06/24/2016 at 6:52pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Malarky / 06/23/2016 at 3:10pm / United States / Love
Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I said no, she started crying so much that her mom came out 5 minutes later and demanded that I give her daughter the dog. FML
by Anonymous / 06/21/2016 at 10:45pm / United States (Missouri) / Kids
by AlphonseMuchacha / 06/18/2016 at 9:16pm / Australia / Intimacy
by Bleiz / 06/14/2016 at 3:41pm / United States (Washington) / Love
by anonymous / 06/14/2016 at 12:47pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by gross / 06/11/2016 at 3:56am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
Today, my therapist told me to write down my goals for the next five years. After thinking hard for what seemed like forever, all I could come up with was getting a girlfriend and having an FML published. And to be honest, I'm not even sure about that first one. FML
by Anonymous / 06/11/2016 at 1:03am / United States (California) / Health
by Anonymous / 06/07/2016 at 10:09pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
Today, my best friend since first grade, who I've been in love with for years and finally hooked up with last week, asked me for advice. He wanted to know if he should start a long distance relationship with a girl he hooked up with last night. FML
by BG1059 / 06/04/2016 at 10:19pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by Anonymous / 05/31/2016 at 12:11pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
Today, I was playing basketball in the searing heat with my friends. I jokingly told my friend that I was gonna die if I stayed out there much longer. Two minutes later, I got the ball and made the shot that won. Too bad I didn't see it, since I collapsed right as I took the shot and blacked out. FML
by Anonymous / 05/27/2016 at 12:07am / United States (South Carolina) / Health