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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 21 May 1990 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2272
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I was typing up a love letter on my computer. A sexual love letter. I was in a classroom, I'm the teacher, I'm gay, and my love letter showed up on the tv screen while my 7th grade students were taking a test. It was up on the screen for 15 minutes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (74591) - you deserved it (286241)

On 03/01/2009 at 4:08am - intimacy - by Sad (man) - United States (California)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (814711) - you deserved it (89186)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)



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