About TorisaurusRexxx : I'm extremely musical. I play many different instruments, I sing, and I used to dance. I'm very nerdy when it comes to history. I'm obsessed with The Lord Of The Rings. I make renaissance Festivl costumes in my spare time.
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by KAAALIS / 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm / United States (New York) / Love
by Noname / 03/12/2009 at 5:30am / New Zealand (Canterbury) / Intimacy
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
by RC3Welly / 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me. I got bitchy about it, and said "Did I say you could take a picture?" He replied with, "No, but can you get the fuck out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids?" I turned around, and they were right behind me. FML
by PicturePerfect / 03/02/2009 at 4:33pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by ihavepinkbackpac / 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML
by thatsucks / 02/28/2009 at 6:10am / United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire) / Love
by Mick / 02/20/2009 at 3:29am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by apricot / 02/09/2009 at 7:46pm / United Kingdom (Birmingham) / Intimacy
by Noname / 02/02/2009 at 2:23pm / United States (Maryland) / Love
- Today, my boyfriend and I were roleplaying therapist and patient in bed. When I playfully asked him… Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex, and he asked me to tell him what I wanted him to… Today, after finally moving into a better neighborhood, my family and I were greeted by the elderly…
- Today, I found out how depressed I really am. It's gotten so bad all I want to do is sleep or cry.… Today, while standing next to my work van pulling out tools for a job, a man snuck up within inches… Today, we have six people living in a two bedroom apartment. This is going to last for 3 months. FML