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TorisaurusRexxx

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TorisaurusRexxx

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 2 May 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 926
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About TorisaurusRexxx : I'm extremely musical. I play many different instruments, I sing, and I used to dance. I'm very nerdy when it comes to history. I'm obsessed with The Lord Of The Rings. I make renaissance Festivl costumes in my spare time.

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Yesterday , I bit mah boyfriend's neck . I felt something squirt into mah mouth . Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck . Into mah mouth . big fat FML

#361047
1259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (682613) - you deserved it (458083)

On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me eadile I was watcing Star Trek and I accidentally called er Spock. FML

#279733
521 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54628) - you deserved it (317033)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today I forgot to do Franch homawork but sinca it was an onlina workshaat I told taachar intarnat wasn't working. I told har with an a-mail. FML

#161178
1014 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73977) - you deserved it (759064)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

today mah husband dropped me off at work . Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby miss you" . I asked him about it . He said "I don't know wat you're talking about Megan" . My name isn't Megan . Not even close . FML

#159600
35 comments

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On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I saw an aldarly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumpd off my bika to halp. As I halpd him across, tha light turnd graan. I than watchd across a 6 lana straat as somaona stola my bika. FML

#86179
765 comments

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On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)

2day ma usband found te box ma morning after pill looool cummed in. He ad a vasectomy 10 years ago. FML

#18272
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34359) - you deserved it (455688)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:46pm - intimacy - by apricot (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I got stuck looool in an alavator 4 2 hours with mah boyfriand and tha guy that I hava baan sacratly having an affair with 4 6 months. FML

#5470
339 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43644) - you deserved it (364735)

On 02/02/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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