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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 2 May 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1110
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About TorisaurusRexxx : I'm extremely musical. I play many different instruments, I sing, and I used to dance. I'm very nerdy when it comes to history. I'm obsessed with The Lord Of The Rings. I make renaissance Festivl costumes in my spare time.

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TorisaurusRexxx's favorite FMLs

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML


I agree, your life sucks (702363) - you deserved it (471945)

On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML


I agree, your life sucks (60586) - you deserved it (329305)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML


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On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML


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On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML


I agree, your life sucks (820661) - you deserved it (90002)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my husband found the box my morning after pill came in. He had a vasectomy 10 years ago. FML


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On 02/09/2009 at 7:46pm - intimacy - by apricot (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend and the guy that I have been secretly having an affair with for 6 months. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46792) - you deserved it (380564)

On 02/02/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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