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  • Birth Date : Friday 4 December 1992 (22 years)
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Today, on a plane I was showing my brother the life jackets kept under the seat. After pulling on what I thought was the lifejacket, I then realized that they were kept in the arm rest to my right and for the last five minutes I had been pulling on the foot of the man who was sitting behind me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9830) - you deserved it (38546)

On 08/26/2009 at 12:28am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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