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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 1 January 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 481
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Toriahh : I'm 20, enjoy just reading FML, rarely will comment. Spend most of my time with my friends or working.

Asking for any info off this site will get you no where, so good luck.

I honestly don't get a shit of what you think of me. I ran out of fucks to give before I was born. Messaging me will probably be a waste of time, barely check it or have the time too.

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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

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Toriahh's favorite FMLs

Today, I caught my 15-year-old son trying to roll catnip into a joint and smoke it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29164) - you deserved it (3845)

On 10/19/2014 at 11:48pm - kids - by Bad Dad - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was the victim of a drive-by pissing by some drunken loon on a segway. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34954) - you deserved it (2466)

On 08/22/2013 at 3:05pm - misc - by never thought I'd say that (woman) - Norway (Rogaland)

Today, I delivered a pizza to a guy so high out of his mind that I had to let myself in and set it down on a table, because he'd forgotten how to walk, and was on the ground sobbing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25392) - you deserved it (1839)

On 11/10/2012 at 4:14pm - misc - by anon - United States (Washington)

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