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Toriahh

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 1 January 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 628
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Toriahh's favorite FMLs

Today, I caught my 15-year-old son trying to roll catnip into a joint and smoke it. FML

#21281464
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32107) - you deserved it (4390)

On 10/19/2014 at 11:48pm - kids - by Bad Dad - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was the victim of a drive-by pissing by some drunken loon on a segway. FML

#20849456
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35022) - you deserved it (2471)

On 08/22/2013 at 3:05pm - misc - by never thought I'd say that (woman) - Norway (Rogaland)

Today, I delivered a pizza to a guy so high out of his mind that I had to let myself in and set it down on a table, because he'd forgotten how to walk, and was on the ground sobbing. FML

#20157750
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25763) - you deserved it (1863)

On 11/10/2012 at 4:14pm - misc - by anon - United States (Washington)



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