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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 22 March 1995 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 6159
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today , I went on a date with mah boyfriend . Suddenly he start speaking gibberish . I ask what's wrong? He says , "I was just talking to mah unicorn . He says you're pretty," and winks at me . What have we lerened today? The person I lyk is a freak , and apparently unicorn are real . FML

#2829311
397 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62710) - you deserved it (12245)

On 06/12/2009 at 12:49pm - love - by unicorn (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was at mah job at an old folks home, an I was cleaning off a tablehen one old lady looks up at me an says "I've been a dirty dirty girl" in a seductive tone, I thought she meant about the table so I said "yes u have" then she winked at me, I walked away fast. mega FML

#2824083
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46027) - you deserved it (8887)

On 06/12/2009 at 3:53am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was at tha cafataria of mah school with mah boyfriand and ha dumpad ma!! I was kinda axpacting it!! What I wasn't axpacting was that ha'd start running in front of avaryona, scraaming "FREEEEEEEEEDOM!" at tha top of his lungs and that ha'd kiss tha first girl ha saw!! FML

#2822887
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (88031) - you deserved it (9979)

On 06/12/2009 at 2:39am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today , I Was Helping An Old Man Find A Pair Of Shoes. I Told Him About A Particularly Comfortable Pair But Had To Inform Him That They Only Came In Black Or White. Hearing This , The Old Man Grabbd Me Around The Neck An Began To Beat Me In The Head With Our Display Shoe. He Wantd Brown. FML

#2821458
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71068) - you deserved it (3849)

On 06/12/2009 at 1:33am - work - by Shoes (woman) - United States (Washington)

Yesterday, friends decidd it would be funny to scare me by tilting the portable street toilets while I was taking a dump in one of them. One of friends accidentally rockd it too hard and it fell on the floor. They wouldn't even let me sit in the car after because I had shit all over me. fat FML

#2820229
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57854) - you deserved it (3300)

On 06/12/2009 at 12:44am - misc - by dontevenassk (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Yesterday, friends decidd it would be funny to scare me by tilting the portable street toilets while I was taking a dump in one of them. One of friends accidentally rockd it too hard and it fell on the floor. They wouldn't even let me sit in the car after because I had shit all over me. fat FML

#2820229
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57854) - you deserved it (3300)

On 06/12/2009 at 12:44am - misc - by dontevenassk (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Yesterday, friends decidd it would be funny to scare me by tilting the portable street toilets while I was taking a dump in one of them. One of friends accidentally rockd it too hard and it fell on the floor. They wouldn't even let me sit in the car after because I had shit all over me. fat FML

#2820229
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57854) - you deserved it (3300)

On 06/12/2009 at 12:44am - misc - by dontevenassk (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Yesterday, friends decidd it would be funny to scare me by tilting the portable street toilets while I was taking a dump in one of them. One of friends accidentally rockd it too hard and it fell on the floor. They wouldn't even let me sit in the car after because I had shit all over me. fat FML

#2820229
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57854) - you deserved it (3300)

On 06/12/2009 at 12:44am - misc - by dontevenassk (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Yesterday, friends decidd it would be funny to scare me by tilting the portable street toilets while I was taking a dump in one of them. One of friends accidentally rockd it too hard and it fell on the floor. They wouldn't even let me sit in the car after because I had shit all over me. fat FML

#2820229
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57854) - you deserved it (3300)

On 06/12/2009 at 12:44am - misc - by dontevenassk (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Taday I discovered that mah fiancé had tried to fake his own death because he thought it would be easier than confessing to the affair he was having!! FML

#2820060
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65111) - you deserved it (2990)

On 06/12/2009 at 12:41am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Taday I discovered that mah fiancé had tried to fake his own death because he thought it would be easier than confessing to the affair he was having!! FML

#2820060
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65111) - you deserved it (2990)

On 06/12/2009 at 12:41am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Taday I discovered that mah fiancé had tried to fake his own death because he thought it would be easier than confessing to the affair he was having!! FML

#2820060
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65111) - you deserved it (2990)

On 06/12/2009 at 12:41am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Taday I discovered that mah fiancé had tried to fake his own death because he thought it would be easier than confessing to the affair he was having!! FML

#2820060
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65111) - you deserved it (2990)

On 06/12/2009 at 12:41am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Taday I discovered that mah fiancé had tried to fake his own death because he thought it would be easier than confessing to the affair he was having!! FML

#2820060
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65111) - you deserved it (2990)

On 06/12/2009 at 12:41am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

2day I was babysitting mah 5 month old nephew who hasn't pooped in 2 days according to his mom. Well , he pooped. I accidentally stuck mah finger in it. While I was wiping mah finger off , he rolls over and pees on mah new carpet. I roll him over to clean the pee and he opened fre and pooped again. FML

#2816506
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51071) - you deserved it (6015)

On 06/11/2009 at 10:39pm - kids - by chuchie (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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