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TopBanana20
  • Town/Country : Dayton, United States
  • Title : Miss
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Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (736694) - you deserved it (73988)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, just another casual morning. I went to go drop a deuce in the bathroom. Barely being awake I didn't notice my roommates had put glad wrap between the seat and toilet, so i got piss and shit all over me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16647) - you deserved it (4138)

On 01/23/2009 at 5:45am - misc - by ohn0es - United States (Kansas)



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