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About TopBanana20 : (;
An insomniac or a creature of the dark
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!
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Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML
Today, just another casual morning. I went to go drop a deuce in the bathroom. Barely being awake I didn't notice my roommates had put glad wrap between the seat and toilet, so i got piss and shit all over me. FML
Monday 1 September 2014