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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 25 November 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 371
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Tookie22 : Too busy doin your mom to care what you think of me. :) Other than that I'm an average guy. You know dropping bombs, Firing M4s, and patrolling the streets by day. And still struggling to finish my college courses during my sleep time. Only a few months till I'm a free man.

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Today, I came home to find an almost completely devoured cheesecake, The Notebook playing on the TV, and a shoe thrown at my head. It's safe to say my girlfriend is just about on her period. FML


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On 10/22/2012 at 3:08pm - misc - by jesushelpme (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I brought my new puppy home. I saw her sniffing around, so I took her outside to do her business. She simply played in the grass for ten minutes, so I brought her in. She walked in the door, squatted, and shit. She has diarrhea. This is the fourth time today. FML


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On 10/14/2012 at 12:39am - animals - by Patrick - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML


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On 10/11/2012 at 10:30am - kids - by wdunn69733 - United States (Georgia)

Today, a hooker refused my custom. According to her, "Even whores have standards." FML


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On 08/22/2011 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

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