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Tookie22

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 25 November 1991 (25 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 482
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Tookie22 : Too busy doin your mom to care what you think of me. :) Other than that I'm an average guy. You know dropping bombs, Firing M4s, and patrolling the streets by day. And still struggling to finish my college courses during my sleep time. Only a few months till I'm a free man.

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Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

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Tookie22's favorite FMLs

Today, I came home to find an almost completely devoured cheesecake, The Notebook playing on the TV, and a shoe thrown at my head. It's safe to say my girlfriend is just about on her period. FML

by jesushelpme / 10/22/2012 at 3:08pm / United States (Missouri) / Love

Today, I brought my new puppy home. I saw her sniffing around, so I took her outside to do her business. She simply played in the grass for ten minutes, so I brought her in. She walked in the door, squatted, and shit. She has diarrhea. This is the fourth time today. FML

by Patrick / 10/14/2012 at 12:39am / United States (Louisiana) / Animals

Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML

by wdunn69733 / 10/11/2012 at 10:30am / United States (Georgia) / Kids

Today, a hooker refused my custom. According to her, "Even whores have standards." FML

by Anonymous / 08/22/2011 at 3:35pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy