About Tookie22 : Too busy doin your mom to care what you think of me. :) Other than that I'm an average guy. You know dropping bombs, Firing M4s, and patrolling the streets by day. And still struggling to finish my college courses during my sleep time. Only a few months till I'm a free man.
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by jesushelpme / 10/22/2012 at 3:08pm / United States (Missouri) / Love
Today, I brought my new puppy home. I saw her sniffing around, so I took her outside to do her business. She simply played in the grass for ten minutes, so I brought her in. She walked in the door, squatted, and shit. She has diarrhea. This is the fourth time today. FML
by Patrick / 10/14/2012 at 12:39am / United States (Louisiana) / Animals
by wdunn69733 / 10/11/2012 at 10:30am / United States (Georgia) / Kids
by Anonymous / 08/22/2011 at 3:35pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
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